Well…. hmmmm. What to say here.
Wrist Rest Mouse Pads are all the rage these days. With more and more of us stuck in front of a computer at work or home for hours on end, the wrist can get sore. The whole idea of these kind of mouse pads is that they are filled with a squishy gel and are designed to be smooth and comforting to your wrist.
Then someone had the idea “Hey, since we are making a gel filled mat anyway, why don’t we shape the gel sacks like boobs?!”
And thus an industry was born. An industry I was blissfully unaware of until a few weeks ago. I had been using the same mouse pad for about 10 years (a Bumblebee one from the 2007 movie) which had disintegrated and I had never replaced. So while idly surfing ebay I typed in Transformer Mouse Pads.
That’s my story and I’m sticking with it!
Apparently these type of mouse pads are very prevalent. Name nearly any cartoon or video game coming out of Japan which features cute anime girls and someone has made a boobpad wrist rest of them. Oh, and not just the boobs – you can get butt ones too! So whether you want to rest your weary wrist on Nami’s ample chest or Chun-Li’s ample bum there is a product for you. So I guess it was just a matter of time before they made Transformer ones.
So lets have a look at the two shall we:
The mouse pads themselves are quite large. However even larger are the boobs wrist rests. I knew they would be bumpy when ordering them but I didn’t think they would be this… er… prominent. If they were human these femmebots would be rockin’ serious F cups (and probably have serious back issues). Since a Transformer is usually at least 10 times the size of a human I think we would have to expand the alphabet to give these ones a proper designation. The characters are Arcee and Windblade, both quite prominent in the IDW comics at the moment and both have had Generations toys in recent years. Admittedly the toys themselves do have chests that stick forward in a female manner, but they are certainly not this abundantly female!
The material feels… quite um… smooth. And the bumps feel…. quite er…. squishy. Oh shit – what am I supposed to say here? These are Transformer Boob Mouse Pads, there is no getting around it! Rest your wrist on it (and only your wrist boys) and click yourself silly! Of course you can always leave them in their packaging and hang them on the wall as a talking piece when friends and relatives come to visit.
Somehow I think mine are going to live in a box to be taken out to amuse my mates when they come over for a beer. With two little kids in the house I can’t see my wife allowing otherwise and I definitely cant take them to work.
Look, one could easily make the argument that these objectify… er… giant transforming alien femmebots (hmmm… maybe its not so easy after all) but in the end it’s a bit of silly, inexpensive fun that is more likely to illicit a dirty chuckle from your friends than any real arousal from yourself. So have a good laugh that these kinds of things have been even created in the first place and click ya brains out!
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I think the big question that needs to be asked; after long use, how does your wrist feel?
Heh – they have been relegated to the shed to sit with a lot of my other Transformers paraphernalia so I can’t really provide you with an answer. Given I just imported Dead or Alive Xtreme 3 for the PS4, I think my wife is at her limit of how much Oppai-styled things we have in the house 😉
Yes I would imagine your wrists would be all worn out after use. Definitely a risk factor for repetitive motion strain
I know this is years old, but how did you manage to acquire those?
eBay