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Ask Trev – Your worst figure, why should I still buy it?

This question comes from Steve in Campbelltown:

‘What is the worst figure in your collection and why should we all own it?’

First off I’m taking a stab in the dark that Steve is talking about Transformers since that is what I am best known for collecting.  Well Steve, given I’m at the 4500 mark for the amount of Transformer action figures I own, there are a fair few contenders for the mantle of Worst.  So lets narrow it down to Transformer figures that actually transform and go from there:

 

Equal 3rd Worst

Generation One Crankcase & Scoop

Podscussion: Bad Toys you Still Love

Why are they bad?

Firstly – both these toys have irritatingly simple transformations, even for G1 toys – one move for the legs, one move for the arms and one move for the body/backpack.

Secondly – awful heads!  Scoop’s is ridiculously small, making him look like a little yellow guy wearing a huge orange sumo suit, whereas Crancase has just an orange blob for a face, making you squint to make out any detail whatsoever.

Thirdly – bad bodies.  Neither of these toys have any articulation to speak of.  Scoop’s chest sticks out so far his little hands barely reach past it, and those hands don’t even have peg holes to hold his Targetmaster partners.  Lots of Transformer toys have decent sized backpacks, but I’d struggle to think of any that have a proportionately bigger one than Crankcase which towers over the back of him to a ludicrous degree.  And while Scoop as a Targetmaster can’t hold guns, neither can Crankcase who is a Triggercon.  What’s the point of being a gun-themed robot if you can’t even hold a simple blaster?!  As for having legs that actually separate, forget about it.

‘We aint got no thumbs Luitenant Dan!’

Why you should own them?

Both toys have really nice altmodes for their time, with Scoop being a front-end loader that can actually move his scoop, and Crankcase being perhaps the only Decepticon toy of 1988 that had an altmode disguise that could actually work as a disguise, rather than being a huge monster or a neon-coloured vehicle.  The Targetmaster and Trigger gimmicks are good fun and they both had interesting roles in the IDW comics.  Plus who doesn’t love some G1-goodness 😉

 

2nd Worst

Steelbane – The Last Knight

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Why is he bad?

Firstly – loose ball joints.  The joints in his shoulders and legs are atrociously loose, making him very hard to pose in robot mode, he is fiddly as hell to try and get to stand in any decent pose without his sword drooping towards the floor.

SecondlyWorst. Dragon-mode. Ever. His dragon mode is absolute shite!  Looks absolutely awful, like someone was building a robot alpaca and lost the instructions half way through.  There have been a lot of great dragon Transformers over the years and they do not invite Steelbane to their parties.

Why you should own him?

Probably the coolest ‘knight’ looking Transformer toy ever in his robot mode with lots of detail, even on the sword.  There were four Knight toys from The Last Knight film and he is the best looking of the lot, with the others compromised by either missing faces or their combiner gimmick.  Even if you were not a fan of the film, having a Transformer who looks like he should have been kickin it with Arthur & Merlin is pretty boss.

Movie Review – Transformers: The Last Knight

 

Winner of the Worst

Rescue Bots Quickshadow

Toy Review – Rescue Bots Quickshadow

Why is she bad?

Firstly – terrible proportions in both modes.  Even being a Rescue Bot which is a line known for its more basic toys due to the age demographic they are made for, the vehicle mode is too snub-nosed and the robot mode doesn’t even remotely resemble the cartoon.  And what’s with the big goggles – she looks like she is going scuba-diving while flying a WWI plane!

Secondly – the broken transformation spring.  This was a toy made for tiny kids and with one transformation movement. It is unbelievable that there was so little quality control that she got released when the spring that allows the transformation was broken in 95% of the figures.  Any child given this figure would have been supremely disappointed and their parents feeling ripped off.

Your Quickshadow toy is going to spend more time looking like this than a robot or car

Why you should own her?

Errr… that’s a toughie.  There really isn’t anything to recommend the figure at all.  At most I would say that she was the first female Rescue Bot which gives the toy some novelty value, and that her on-screen character was very cool.  Coming across as a very chilled and aloof British Secret-Agent type gave her a personality we have not seen in Transformers before or since, it’s a shame she didn’t get more airtime than she did.

Rescue Bots Toys Gallery

 

So there you go Steve, your question answered 😊

Transformer Fan Interview – Steve

Got any transforming Transformer toys that you think are worse than these?  Why not mention them in the comments section below!

Podscussion: Bad Toys you Still Love

Toys you think are objectively bad but for some reason you still love the things.

We all have a few in our collections, or at least we can think of ones out there that would fit the description.

G1. Home to the 3-step changers.

For his first foray into the Podcast world,  Tets of Tets’ Toys & Shenanigans decided to do a Podcast on this very topic, centered around Transformer toys specifically.  This included several guests including Paul and in the latter half yours truly (I come in at the 33:30 mark).  

So sit back and listen to what TF nuts do best – talk about the toys we love (even if we think they are not very good).

 

 

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Toys Review: LG55 Slugslinger & LG58 Autobot Clones

The short-lived Season 4 of the US Transformers cartoon introduced (or perhaps jammed in is a more accurate term) a slew of new characters in its 3 episodes.  Notably very few of these characters had Earth modes, showing the direction the brand was heading in.  Also new concepts were introduced in these episodes such as Targetmasters and Clones.

Three (or should I say four) of these characters were the Autobot Clones Fastlane and Cloudraker and the Decepticon Targetmaster Slugslinger with his diminutive partner Caliburst. Lucky for these characters, the G1 cartoon continuity in Japan continued with the series Headmasters, in which these guys got a far greater outing.

As the characters were more prominent in Japan, I decided to get the Legends versions of all these guys, so today we will be looking at LG55 Slugslinger with Caluburst and LG58 Autobot Clones Fastlane & Cloudraker.

 

 Slugslinger

Robot Mode

As can be expected with most Takara Tomy versions of Hasbro figures, Slugslinger comes with a rich vibrant painjob that looks fantastic.  They really have done a marvellous job of making Slugslinger very G1 comic/cartoon accurate, right down to the shape of the legs, the chest adornments and the dual cockpits sticking up over his shoulders.  The Headmaster figure looks great with a smooth rounded forehead, settting it apart from most ‘blockheads’.

Schizophrenia – Cybertron style

Cybertronian Dual-Cockpit Fighter Jet Mode

‘Didn’t Starscream blow me up in Season 2?’

As Sluslinger transformers into dual-cockpit jet he does not even try to conform to earth standards.  Once again, a great job of replicating (and dare I say improving) on the original toy design and concept.  His Headmaster  fits snugly and easily into the cockpit (a bit odd he already had two and they had to put in a 3rd) and Caliburst can be put under either wing.  However I find that makes the alt-mode look off balance so I tend to place him on top of the jet like the G1 cartoon and toy.

Noice! Just not aerodynamic

 

Caliburst

Robot Mode

“Go on, spend the extra money – you know you want me!”

Wow – this little guy really makes me wish I had shelled out the extra money to get the Tak/Tom versions of the other TR Targemaster characters.  Well proportioned, nicely coloured and lots of detail in the little face – very good!

Gun Mode

Engine or Gun?

It’s a cool looking gun and is well scaled to Slugslinger in robot mode.  However I would say that with the flats of the robots feet joining up at the front makes the gun look like it would be a major airflow impediment when attached to Slugslingers jet mode, creating a lot of drag.

 

The Clones

Cloudraker

Robot Mode

‘No kibble here pal!’

Looks exactly like the G1 version, though the JP G1 rather than the US G1 due to the more pinkish body. In my opinion he is how the clones should look, as in no hint of alt-mode so you can’t tell what they are going to turn into (except for that damn big sticker on the chest of course).

Cybertronian Space Jet Mode

Snug

Much more compact than the original toy, which I was quite the fan of.  He actually looks like he was designed for space which works well for him, though I do miss the yellow on the nosecone and longer black wings of the G1 figure.

 

Fastlane

Robot Mode

“I’ve got no kibble either”
“LIAR!”

Though I loved the original toys when I had them as a kid, one thing that bugged me was that you could always tell Fastlane was the ground vehicle clone because of the wheels and spoiler obvious over his shoulderblades.  Not only have they not rectified this but have made it worse with wheels visible on the legs as well.

Cybertronian Dragster Mode

No awards for the ‘best alt mode’ here

I think the front wheels on the side are an improvement rather than the old single one underneath.  Something I felt that the G1 toy could have benefitted from was some colour to show the grill and headlight details on the front of the vehicle that were made up of the tips of the robot modes feet.  Those details aren’t even present here which was a letdown.  With wheels on the side he looks a bit better than the G1 toy but it’s still a pretty weak vehicle mode.

 

Cloudraker and Fastlane – The Clone Concept

‘One of these kids is not like the other’

As mentioned Fastlane’s obvious kibble really detracts from the ‘you can’t tell which clone is which’ concept.  When I saw their little jet and car symbols  on their chests I thought ‘Oh cool!  Rubsigns!’, figuring that since it was a hot day they must already be heated.  Imagine my disappointment when I found they were just stickers, which means you can permanently tell one from the other.

Stuff ya clone concept!

The other disappointment here is that neither bot comes with his dual hand weapons.   Given the cost of the figures, I think it’s a bit lousy for them to not come with their guns, especially since they could be used in either mode by the original figures.

 

Overall

Slugslinger is fantastic and as stated, really makes me wish I’d gone the Tak/Tom route with his compatriots.  If you don’t have the Hasbro version go online and grab him – Caliburst makes it well worth the few extra bucks.  As for the clones, I ordered these from Japan since the Hasbro versions of both clones were only available at US stores and I live in Australia.  Cloudraker is OK but Fastlane is fairly weak, so unless you are like me and want every Classicsverse version of every G1 character you can get, these two are an easy pass.

 

Got anything to add to this review?  Would love to read it in the comments section below!

 

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Multiverse Waspinator Toys Gallery

The third of my Multiverse galleries.  Thizzz time something for the Beast Wars fans – multiverzzze Wazzzpinatorrr!

 

Individual Figure Pics

Name: Waspinator
Toyline: Beast Wars (10th Anniversary)
Mode: Robot
Mode: Wasp

 

 

Name: Waspinator
Toyline: Generations
Mode: Robot
Mode: Wasp

 

 

Name: Waspinator
Toyline: Generations (Thrilling 30)
Mode: Robot
Mode: Wasp
Mode: Targetmaster gun

 

 

Name: Waspinator
Toyline: Animated
Mode: Robot
Mode: Techno-Organic Wasp

 

 

Name: Waspinator
Toyline: Robot Heroes
Mode: Robot

 

 

Name: Waspinator
Toyline: Kre-O
Mode: Robot
(alt-mode not pictured)

 

 

Name: Thrustinator
Toyline: Timelines
Mode: Robot
Mode: Mutated Wasp

 

 

Comparison Pic’s

Multiverse Waspinator robots
Multiverse Waspinator wasps

For classic reviews of Generations Waspinator and Timelines Thrustinator see HERE!

 

Toys Review – The Mayhem Attack Squad

The Mayhem Attack Squad, a group of psychotic Decepticons grouped together to follow their leaders evil whims in the old G1 comic (and to give a reason to put new toys coming out into print).  Now decades later we see the group revitalized by the latest Transformers Collectors Club subscription service toys and with a new gimmick – they combine!  Lets have a look at this pack of alien-mechanoid rouges as well as their combined form – THUNDER MAYHEM!

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Grabuge
Nicely proportioned, nice colours and they didn’t even need to bother with a new headsculpt since Off-Road was originally going to be Ruckus. I think the axe is a good choice for Ruckus – sorry – Grabuge. You can sorta balance his cannon in his backpack as a reminder of his Triggercon heritage but it doesn’t really work.

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Windsweeper

The wings can fold back but I prefer to leave them out, the silver on the wing missiles really pop and also this configuration makes the figure look a bit more G1-Windsweeper-ish. The head is really good on him and the colours overall work quite well.

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Spinister
The head is a little squarish and the optics a tad big but otherwise pretty good. Nothing new otherwise physically with the mold. Certainly a lot less stocky than G1 Spinister and the colour scheme is dead on.  The two targetmaster partners work well both as guns or as sidekicks.

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Needlenose

A very nicely proportioned robot and while they got the face just right I would have liked to see more work on his helmet.  The colours are pretty good and his Targemaster partners sit snugly in his grip as well as looking good as little sidekicks.  I’d say this is probably the best Needlenose figure we have ever had so kudos to Funpub for coming through.

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Bludgeon

By far his strongest mode.  Bludgeon is a character that is strongly associated with his Pretender Shell and it’s not been often he has been depicted just as the robot beneath (the G2 and DW comics do spring to mind however).  I found this to be a most excellent representation of how Bludgeon would look without his shell if he just concentrated on beefing up his robot mode.  The proportions are really good, the colour scheme works a lot better and they did the headsculpt very well.  Add in a couple of giant swords and the robot mode is a real winner overall!  However it is really hard to beat ROTF Bludgeon for a look that encapsulates both the inner robot and outer shell look combined.

Master of Matallikato and Fan Dancing
Master of Matallikato and Fan Dancing

Grabuge – Off-Road Truck

A shame that Beachcomber did not crop up in Combiner Wars as it would have nice to see Ruckus – sorry – Grabuge – done as a Dune Buggy rather than a ute, however it’s still a good choice for the character. The colour scheme is nice, though they have what were relatively small stickers on the original Ruckus into a major part of the colour scheme of the back of the ute here. Still, the paintjobt is pretty good considering that many the G1 Decepticons from 87 onwards had pretty awful colour schemes and the original Ruckus is part of that era. Attaching the cannons in the tray of the ute somewhat gives a shout out to his Triggercon origins.

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Windsweeper –  Attack Jet
A shame there wasn’t a deluxe CW mold that was a bit more like his G1 incarnation, they would have had to go with Silverbolt to get something more indicativie. But it’s a pretty cool looking jet and the colour scheme not only is fairly character accurate but makes the colours work a bit better than the original toy did.

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Spinister – Attack Chopper
I’m not a great fan of how slim this mold is, it didn’t quite work for me as Blades and Vortex and I get the same feeling with Spinister. Still, they got that garish 1988 colour scheme just right! One thing – do NOT try to put the Targetmaster partners into the little black exhaust hubs on the sides of Spinisters vehicle mode. I tried and not only are they that mill too thick but trying to push them in will wear the black paint off very easily and show the pink underneath. You have to attach them via turning his arms around so the fist is up which puts his missiles in an awkward position.

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Needlenose – Fighter Jet

They really did a nice job of homaging the original figure here and I really like that unlike Spinister you can connect his Targetmaster partners under the wings.  They have done their best with the G1 colour scheme they had to use and made it look a lot more stylish than it used to.  As ever the letdown is those damn arms sitting out at the sides of the jet, I wish they had fixed that.

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Bludgeon – Anti-Aircraft Truck

Whilst not a tank which most Bludgeons over the years have turned into, this feels like a tank on steroids that mutated into a anti-aircraft truck.  Whilst the green is a bit strong and garish, the browns help even the colour out somewhat, though then you deal with the two purple cannons on top.  It’s pretty cool overall but there is one significant drawback – the dome of Thunder Mayhems head is very noticeable sticking out of the top.  Really looks like he is about to pop up at any moment like a freaky jack-in-the-box.

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Thunder Mayhem

Thunder Mayhem is made up of the 5 members of the Mayhem Attack Squad.  The reasoning behind the combined mode is that Thunderwing, not Bludgeon, was the leader of the Mayhem Attack Squad so their combined mode becomes an homage to him.  The Thunderwing head is very good, perhaps with more expression than any of the Gestalts from both the CW and UW lines – got a real psychotic sneer to him!

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The colour scheme however is a real hodge-podge.  It’s pretty unavoidable considering the different characters that make up this Combiner but when compared to the likes of Superion, Defensor and Devastator you see why having team-mates with similar colour schemes is a good move for Combiner groups to have.  Bright greens, dull reds, purples, yellows, greys, blues etc etc – it looks like Primus swallowed a kids paint palette then threw up on the poor guy.  But he is supposed to be a monstrosity powered by a corrupted matrix so monster-wise it works.

The dimensions are like all the other recent combiners, the legs are a bit stubby and the feet too small whilst the arms are almost orangutan like in their length.  But Thunder Mayhem in the end is no worse for wear than any of the others and considering he is made up of 2 jets, a helicopter, a ute and an anti-aircraft truck you can forgive these imperfections.

Weapons-wise Bludgeons twin-swords match his stature quite well and of course you can take the cannons off the back for him to use as pistols.  It’s a shame there is no clear place for the four Targemaster partners to go – plenty of places to connect them but none really seem to fit and they look ludicrously small in his hands.

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So overall a freaky-yet-fun Gestalt and a pretty cool combiner group.  For the most part I will be keeping the Mayhem Attack Squad separate so I can finally have the likes of Windsweeper and Ruckus sitting in my Generations Display.

 

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