This question comes from Nicole in Bendigo ‘If Big Angry Trev could eat only one food for the rest of his life what would it be, why, and how would he sustain himself using only that one food?’
Well Nicole has done well with her question here – she has made it so there are very few loopholes to take advantage of in the question. Let’s see:
If I could only eat one food for the rest of my life, it would be T-Bone steaks topped with Slow Roasted Pork Belly. Why? Because it’s the food of the damn gods! In fact if it comes down to it you could eat any food you like for the rest of your life no problem – it’s just the rest of your life would be very short. So Nicole has been clever by asking how I would sustain myself on it.
So to sustain myself? Well here is where I can take advantage of the one loophole Nicole left. She didn’t specify that the food could not also be a drink. And there is one substance that is both a food and a drink – breast milk.
Breast milk in the one single food that contains everything the human body requires, that’s why babies can survive on a diet of it and nothing else. And adults are capable of doing so as well, this is a biological fact. Other mammalian milk such as cow’s milk is a pretty good second, but it does not supply all the nutrients specific to human needs.
So if I could only eat one food that I had to sustain myself with and why the answer would be breast milk as it’s the only food source possible to do so with. How I would sustain myself? Well that would require multiple donors since a single lactating woman could not produce enough milk to keep an adult male fed. So, sigh, if it meant my survival, if it meant I could stay alive to be a good husband and father for years to come, then I would bite the proverbial pink bullet and suckle upon the engorged breasts of many different women several times a day for the rest of my life. As a man of high morals, I would have no choice.
I guess the women could express it into bottles but as a permaculturalist I prefer my food fresh.
Challenge met Nicole!
