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Multiverse Grapple Toys Gallery

Welcome to the very first of my Multiverse Transformer Toy Galleries.  Here I will be looking at famous Transformer namesakes and how they have been represented across multiple toylines (note: all pics are from my personal collection)

The first of our galleries is a character whom I just got the Masterpiece version of – Grapple.

 

Individual Figure Pics

Name: Grapple
Toyline: Generation One
Mode: Robot
Mode: Mitsubishi Fuso Crane Truck

 

 

Name: Solar Storm Grappel
Toyline: Reveal the Shield
Mode: Robot
Mode: Crane Truck

 

 

Name: MP-35 Grapple
Toyline: Masterpiece
Mode: Robot
Mode: Fuso T951 Crane Truck

 

 

Comparison Pic’s

Multiverse Grapple robots
Multiverse Grapple crane trucks

 

Note: You can also read my review of Masterpiece Grapple HERE!

Meat Recipe #5 – Mum’s Oven-cooked T-Bone Steak & Onions with Mushroom Gravy

International Women’s Day. A day to celebrate women everywhere.  There have been three main women in my life – my mother, my wife and my daughter (an honorable mention to my older sister but I will be using my love for her to discuss a different recipe).  I cannot express enough the depth of my love for these wonderful women.  So on International Women’s Day I do my best to honor the three of them.  I do this by cooking, in memory of my mother, the dish she would always cook for me whenever I came home to visit as she knew I loved it so much!  I’ve carried this on by cooking it for my wife and daughter.  Though it is not the most ‘feminine’ meal, it always reminds me of my mum and it satiates my 2-year old’s craving for meat as well as my wife’s enjoyment of not having to cook after a long day at work.  So let me share with you Big Angry Trev’s mothers recipe for ‘Oven-cooked T-Bone Steak & Onions with Mashed Potatoes and Mushroom Gravy.

Ingredients:

2 x 400gm T-Bone Steaks

4 x Large Potatoes

1 x Large Onion, diced

1 ½ x Tablespoons of Gravy mix powder

1 x 165gm can of Sliced Mushroom in Butter Sauce

½ cup x Full Cream Milk

1/3 cup x Grated Cheddar Cheese

25gm of Butter

Handful of Beans

Handful of Broccoli

Diced Carrot and Corn

Cooking Oil

Salt

Water

 

Method

Step 1:

  • Remove steak from fridge and coat with salt and oil 20 minutes before cooking
  • Preheat oven to 200 degrees
  • Boil 2 pots of water
  • Peel potatoes
  • Chop up remaining vegetables

Step 2:

  • Put steaks on shallow oven dish and place in oven
  • Put potatoes on to boil
  • Mix up jug of gravy powder and water

Step 3:

  • After 15 minutes take steaks out of oven. Drain excess fat.  Flip steaks and cover with diced onion then place back in oven
  • Put beans, broccoli, carrot and corn on to boil in second pot

Step 4:

  • Take potatoes off the boil. Mix with butter, cheese and milk and mash thoroughly
  • Put gravy mixture on to heat until boiling. When boiling add can of mushroom sauce, mix thoroughly and simmer on low for two minutes

Step 5:

  • Remove steaks from oven when onion has browned
  • Take vegetables off boil and drain
  • Place steak & onions, vegetables & mashed potato on plate
  • Fill gravy boat with mushroom gravy.

 

And there you have it.  I have many very fond memories of my mother cooking this for me and I know it always brought a smile to her face to see how much her grown-up son enjoyed it whenever he came home to visit.  I now do my best to recapture that magic by cooking it for my own family and if my mother is up above somewhere I hope she thinks I am doing her recipe justice.  I hope this recipe can bring you some fond family memories as well.

 

Got a similar recipe?  Would love to read it in the comments section below!

My immortal words on the Big Screen!

Back in the days when I still held hopes and dreams of being a brilliant actor – adored by the masses and mobbed by beautiful women wherever I went, I mainly scored the highly glamorous  work of being an extra on different TV shows.  Name a bad Melbourne-made Aussie cop show from the 90’s and chances are if you watch a few episodes carefully enough you will eventually spot me milling around in the background.

I did however appear in three movies.  One was ‘made for TV’ (On the Beach) and two went to cinema.  In one I was just an extra (The Road to Nhill) but in the other I auditioned and actually scored a speaking role!  This is the tale of how I ended up there and the immortal words I got to utter on the big screen.

There is zero chance you have seen this film…

The movie was Strange Fits of Passion, a very teenage-angsty flick.  It was being shot in 1998 for a 1999 release.  Quite a lot of the people I was doing Drama with at La Trobe Uni auditioned for different parts but if memory serves I was the only one who achieved success.  Yes I got picked but I’m not sure, given the role I auditioned for, that this was a compliment.

I auditioned at some studios in St Kilda along with probably a dozen other guys.  When I went in they had a camera set up to film me and asked me to riff some ‘sexist abuse a yobbo would yell at a girl’.  Now, being a country boy while at the same time dating a woman whom I secretly loathed, I had me a plethora of inspiration to work with.  I looked down the camera and let fly with the kind of gutter talk that had never before or since passed my lips!

I was thanked for my time and told they would be making a decision in the next 10 days.  However 40 minutes later as I was driving home my mobile rang – it was my agent calling:

 

“Trev, we don’t know what you did in there but they said you are perfect for the role.  You got it!  They shoot in two weeks”.  I was officially Hoon No. #2

 

A fortnight later we are shooting on Little Flinders street in the city.  The police had the road closed off and were redirecting traffic.  I sat there in my flannel top and footy scarf in my actors chair awaiting my scene as the stunt driver pulled up in a two door car.  I got told to sit in the back  and to then lean up and over the driver’s seat so that from the waist up I was hanging out the window.

We did about a dozen takes, each time doing a blockie to come back and shoot again.  It was very cool to be doing 70kph in a 40kph zone whilst hanging out the window  from the waist up, all in front of police who not only did not stop me but blocked traffic so I could do so!

 

So here we are, the scene and my immortal lines:

The heroine of the movie is at her lowest ebb.  There is a fine mist of rain.  She walks down Little Flinders street in Melbourne with her head hung low.  As she passes a construction zone where someone has spray painted “Kill yourself – it’s cheaper” she looks up to see the man she craves silhouetted at the end of the alley.  As she starts towards him a car slowly drives by which distracts her.  There is a handsome yobbo hanging out the window who yells at her:

“Show us ya pink bits baby!”

“Give us a headjob ya uptight slut!”

Then as the car continues down the alley he looks back and chants Shows us ya tits!  Show us ya tits!”

She looks back down the alley but her dream man has gone.

 

I got paid $52 an hour for that gig (a lot of money for a struggling actor back in 98′) and got to watch myself say it on the big screen to boot!  I may have never become a star, but I will always have that warm memory from my short lived career.

 

Update:  My mate Kenan actually found this movie on youtube!  If you wanna hear the line and see a red beanie blurring by which is yours truly, you can find it here at the 32:20 mark!

Meat Recipe #4 – His and Hers Bangers and Mash

The culinary balancing act – tis a tightrope that any man who does his share of the cooking at home must walk. On the one hand you need to balance the needs of your wife or girlfriend (never invite both to the same meal – it can only lead to disaster) has in regards to dietary requirements against your need to not eat a meal that tastes like a rabbit took a fart in a meadow.  This is not an easy task.

However it is doable.  Today I’m going to give you an example using a very simple dish which you can then apply the principles of to other meals.  Today we will look at  Big Angry Trev’s His & Hers’  Bangers and Mash!

 

You will need:

*Four sausages

*2 rashers of bacon

*1 egg – duck for preference

*Onion Gravy mix

*Frozen Veggies – peas, corn & carrot

*4 potatoes

*Milk, grated cheddar cheese, butter

*A handful of parsley

*Salt & Pepper

*Cooking oil

 

Step 1: Boil the water, peel the potatoes and pop them in.  Put the sausages on to fry in first frypan on a very low heat.  Boil the kettle.

Step 2: Put the frozen veggies in a microwave safe container.  Slice bacon rashers in half.  Shred all parsley bar one sprig. Pop gravy mix in mixing jug.

Step 3: Flip sausages.  Put oil in second frypan and put bacon on lowest possible heat.

Step 4: Drain potatoes.  Add milk, butter, shredded parsley, salt, pepper and a handful of grated cheddar cheese.  Mash the hell outta it!  Flip bacon

Step 5: Remove sausages, add in duck egg.  Remove bacon.  Take one dollop of mashed spud and separate from the rest.  Put rest of mashed potato in frypan and crank that sucker up!

Step 6: Mix gravy.  Nuke veggies.   Finish frying egg.

 

Presentation

Her Dish

Hers…

Place small dollop of mashed potato on plate with one sliver of bacon artfully placed in a semi-circle against it.  Place sausage apart from bacon, add the merest hint of onion gravy to the top.  Take frozen vegetables and create an artful semi-circle on far side of plate.  Finish off with a delightful sprig of fresh parsley for effect.  Perhaps even provide a napkin and some subtle instrumental dining music as she partakes of your offering.

 

Your Dish

HIS!

Fry the f*ck out of the mashed spud and dump it on ya plate.  Stick the three snags beside it.  Chuck the bacon on the spud and the fried egg on the snags.  Dump all the gravy on.  Stick the veggies in a clump on the side to be eaten so the roughage means you can actually manage to take a shit the next day.  Make sure the TV has the subtitles on so you can read the footy scores from the table while you shovel down ya tucker.

 

And there you go, a new take on a simple dish that will satisfy both you and your good lady.  Yes, you will die a lot sooner than her of a heart attack, but you will have enjoyed your life a lot more.

 

Bon appé-f*ckin-tit!

 

Got a different take on this classic recipe?  Would love to read it in the comments section below!

Random Rant – Don’t use the Charity Bins as your personal dumping ground!

It’s Monday morning.  I’m on my way in to town in the ute to do a few jobs before I grab a metric ton of gravel for the driveway.  One of the jobs I’m doing is to drop off some unneeded clothing in the Salvo bins.  5 bags of maternity clothes that my wife has washed, sorted, folded and properly bagged up to donate.

 

I drive in to town and head to the carpark where the donation bins are located.  Only one problem…

… I can’t get near them for all the crap that has been dumped!

 

Two busted TV’s, a bunch of broken furniture and not one, not two but THREE mattresses have been piled around the bins.  From the smell wafting from them, I’m guessing the beds previous occupants were either some of the druggies down the road or else they had been used for a year by a herd of incontinent sheep (odd how they both give off the same aroma).

 

I managed to wade through all this stuff and put my bags into the bins.  It’s then I notice this sign:

Note that the sign even specifically says ‘no mattresses’ yet there were three of them!  Which means one of two things, either the people who dumped them couldn’t read (a distinct possibility) or they were feral f*ckheads who didn’t give a shit!

When I returned later in the day, I noticed that all the rubbish had been removed.  Turns out it doesn’t matter if you can’t read because they have even bigger signs with pictures:

Why do people do it?  Oh I get the basic reasoning – it’s easy and its free.  But why there?  There are skip bins next to supermarkets and shopping center’s which usually don’t have cameras on them.  There are back alleys and overgrown scrub areas.  But nope, for some reason like a magnet these idiots are always drawn to dump their stuff next to charity shop bins.  Why?  Do they like to pretend that even though this stuff is specifically not wanted, that somehow the charity shop will find a use for it anyway and therefore they really are doing a good deed?  That’s an impressive level of self-delusion if so.  Lets face it – have any of you ever gone into a charity shop and seen mattresses for sale?  Ever?  I know I haven’t!

Is it simply the word ‘bin’? The noun being ‘a receptacle in which to deposit rubbish’.  Do they think a bin is a bin is a bin so you can dump whatever crap you like in and around them because that is what bins are for?

 

I’m not sure what their reasoning is and frankly I don’t care!  It’s disgusting behavior and totally lacking in social conscience!  The bins that I saw on Monday morning were less than a five minute drive from the local tip and the tip doesn’t charge that much.  A growing number of councils across the country are introducing ‘free hard rubbish collection days’.  Either as one predesignated day each year or individual pick-ups for households that you can get once or twice a year.  The point is it’s not hard to get rid of this stuff without making a charity to it for you – to their own cost I might add!

 

That’s right – it actually costs the charities to get rid of this stuff!  The council doesn’t do it for them for free, they have to do it themselves.  That means paying employees and using vehicles to go collect all that crap and then take it to dump where they have to pay a fee to dump it off.  So dumping your old mattresses there is not only not helping the charities, it is actively hurting them.  This just up’s the level of bastardry of this action in my opinion.

 

I’d like to quote one of my cousins who lives in the ACT, who chimed in on this subject:

“One of my old jobs involved emptying those bins and aside from all the unwanted goods we (a charity!) were paying to take to the rubbish tip we also had to deal with broken glass and bags of soiled nappies, garbage etc, and occasionally came across people trying to steal from the bins!”

 

So now we have people not even pretending that they are doing a good deed?  Soiled nappies?  Yeah, the poor really need those. People stealing from the bins?!?  My gods!  These charities charge basically nothing for the goods they receive and then sell on.  So stealing from them is essentially the same as stealing from the poor themselves.  I mean – for f*cks sake!

 

So next time I see one of these social parasites acting in this manner I’m going to take action!  Photo’s on the phone and straight to the cops it is!  I’d suggest you all do the same.  I’d say we should all do the super hero thing and confront the villain’s head on, but the kind of people that do this are probably the same people that wouldn’t think twice about sticking their used syringe in your eye.  Then it will be you in need of the charities help and they have enough to deal with already.

 

And for anyone that is reading this blog who uses the Charity Bins as their personal dumping ground.  Don’t. Just Don’t.  Got it? Alright?  Fine!

 

Got something to add, would love to read it in the comments section below.

Toys Review – Titans Return Kup, Perceptor & Topspin

Here we are – up to Wave 4 of the Titans Return toys already!  Today we will be looking the Autobot Deluxe figures from that wave; three figures which featured heavily in the IDW comic ‘Last Stand of the Wreckers’ – namely Perceptor, Kup and Topspin.  The two former will be known to fans of the original 86’ move and associated cartoon but for those not in the know, this is a Topspin based on the 1985 G1 toy rather than the DOTM movie version.  As you will see, he is awesome!

Wreck and Rule!

 

Kup – Robot Mode

“Did I ever tell ya about the time someone turned my head into a little robot?”

No backpack, hollow arms and his colour scheme is too light.  He is a lot more G1 accurate than the previous Generations Kup toy but looks inferior in every way.  His Titan Master (Flintlock – originally a name given to one of G1 Landfill’s Targetmasters) partner is sculpted well to look like a grizzly old coot and the cockpit on the chest and proportions aren’t bad.  It’s just had to get past those awful arms and the substandard colours.  He is just… just too plain.  That said, if the arms were grey he would be an almost perfect representation of how Kup looked in the old Marvel comics!

 

Kup – Vehicle Mode

I’m haulin’ Cyber-Hay to the market!

Very faithful in shape and style to the G1 concept.  It’s a shout out to your nostalgic membrane to see Kup done like this, much in the same way that TR Blurr gave us that same tingly feeling (for a review of Blurr see HERE).  His guns can be placed in the tray of his Cybertronian-ute mode (that’s what I’m calling it anyway) much like the 87’ Targetmaster version of the toy did.  His Titan Master partner fits snugly inside the cab. I would have liked the cab to be a whiteish-opaque rather than clear but what can ya do – at least the cab seems to be on the requisite angle.

 

Perceptor – Robot Mode

I may speak softly, but I carry a BIG sniper rifle!

Nicely proportioned and well articulated.  The microscope cannon on his shoulder is a tad big but t’was the same with the original toy and for the required alt-mode there is nothing much you can do about it.  The colour scheme is spot on as is the transparent plastic on his chest.  He has the hollow forearms which is a shame but what I really like is that he comes with his sniper gun that he toted for a while in the IDW All Hail Megatron comics – very cool!  One minor flaw I found with mine was the socet to attach his Titan Master was very stiff – quite hard to connect and disconnect.

 

Perceptor – Microscope Mode

You don’t need a funny caption – you just need to appreciate that this is cool!

Yeah maybe the Generations version had a bit more playability with a firing missile and a vehicle mode, but for those purists it’s great to get another Perceptor that turns into a microscope!  The proportions are great but a real letdown is that the  the microscope lenses barely work in comparison to the original toy and it’s a shame that its 32 years later and the new toy actually has less functionality than the original, though at least the knob is useable.  Still, a nice looking Perceptor for the purists.

 

Perceptor – Cybertronian Tank Mode

I’m not in the instructions – that’s because I shot the editor!

Was never shown in the cartoon and rarely in any comic but the original Perceptor could turn into a weird tank (hence the tank tracks on the back of his calves) and this one is no different.  Though it’s not listed in the instructions, if one examines the toy you will find some black tank tracks that serve no purpose in his microscope or robot modes.  It looks kinda cool and you can attach his sniper rifles on the side as well as giving Convex somewhere to sit, rather than him just being a specimen for study in the microscope mode.

 

Topspin – Robot Mode

I finally got a cool toy!

Bloody excellent!  What a great looking robot!  Colour scheme and proportions are a big shout out to the original toy whilst making him look as cool as he did in the comics.  The Titan Master head is great – everything about this toy is great, including his two guns (though they could have stood to not be hollow).

 

Topspin – Cybertronian Hovercraft Mode

Who knows what vehicle this is – and to be honest if you like bitchin’ alt-modes you just wont care!

There are not many Generations characters where you think ‘this is all the original toy should have been’ but Topspin encapsulates this sentiment.  They have taken the essence of the original toy and expanded it to be a brilliant looking alien vehicle repleat with guns, cockpit and a bunch of huge thrusters on the back.  This is to my mind the definitive Topspin – certainly makes me glad I skipped that awful FOC version of him released a few years ago.

Flintlock, Freezeout and Convex

“Three Headmasters are better than one. Wait… we are TITAN Masters? OK, disregard”

All do their job well as Headmasters (sorry – Titan Masters).  Each looks sufficiently like the heads of their counterpart robots to complete their assigned task.  Convex looks like Perceptors cartoon model rather than his toy model, Flintlock looks old and grizzled for Kup and Freezeout has a great  sneer going on for Topspin.  Like the three main toys, I find Freezeout to be my favorite the same as Topspin is.  I would put up photos of their robot modes but its not worth it – very little detail and the faces are the same colour as the rest of the body so you can’t even see any definition.

 

Overall

Not a bad wave at all.  I haven’t touched on the Titan Master component of these figures much as it’s all par for the course now – you can swap their heads.  I will say that Kup is worth getting if you want a new version of his G1 alt-mode. Perceptor is worth getting for pretty much the same reason but Topspin is an absolute must have!

Got an opinion about these three Autobots?  Would love to read it in the comments section below!

Sustainability Tip: Get your mulch for free – from the tip!

Mulch – wonderful stuff!  Serves three main purposes around your garden:

  • It keeps the moisture in the ground by preventing direct sunlight hitting the soil
  • It helps to prevent weeds growing by covering bare earth
  • It beautifies an area by putting down a layer of woodchips rather than looking at either the ground or weed matting

And of course you can pick mulch up most anywhere.  If you have a tiny garden, then maybe it’s economically feasible to just grab a bag or two at Bunnings or your local garden center.  But what if you have a big garden, or even like me a hobby farm?  Suddenly a few bucks a bag doesn’t seem so cheap when you would need about 50 of them!

Well, good news!  There is a place you can go where you can not only get as much mulch as you want for free, but you will be helping the environment by doing so.  That place is your local tip.

The majority of tips practice recycling in a big way.  Our local one has bays where you can drop of cardboard for free, aluminum and glass for free and has some absolutely huge bays for green waste which can be dropped off for a relatively modest fee.

What happens to all that green waste?  Well all the wood and huge tree branches get taken out, put through giant chippers and become great big hills.  And in order to keep those hills from becoming mountains, the majority of tips will let you come and take as much as you like for nothing!

 

So here are some tips for using the… er…. tip.

You will need:

  • A ute or trailer
  • A pitchfork
  • A tarp and rope

When you go there the staff will direct you where to go.  When you reach the mulch hills you need to look for the freshest looking piles.   Because some of these piles sit there for so long in the elements, they might seem fine on top but dig underneath even a few inches and what you will find what was once mulch has turned to compost.  Usually this will be a black or dark grey colour and will smell pretty pungent.  You do not want this stuff.  It’s useless as mulch, lacks the nutrients of regular compost and all it will achieve in your garden is to make it ugly and smelly.  So look for the freshest heaps.  Even these heaps will probably have been poured upon older heaps so as soon as you get deep enough that you hit the grey and smelly stuff, move to the next area.

Magnificent Mulch!

After you have loaded up your ute or trailer with mulch using your pitchfork (shovels are useless for mulch) make sure you tie a tarp over the top.  Most councils will fine you if you have stuff flying out the back and it will defeat the purpose of getting it for free if you subsequently get pulled up by a copper and get handed a massive fine.

Once you get it home, how you use it is up to you.  To stop weeds you usually want your mulch to be at least an inch or two thick on the ground.  Make sure when placing it around plants you leave a bit of space around the base of each plant or the trunk of each tree.  It allows the soil at the base of the plant to breathe and otherwise when your mulch eventually does rot it will be rotting against your plant.  This could cause damage to your plants or even kill them.  But used properly, mulch can turn an area of your garden from this:

 

Ew!

To this!

Ah!

So take the tip and get your mulch from the tip.  You are helping the environment from doing so by using mulch that would otherwise rot and eventually go in to the landfill and more importantly you will be getting as much mulch as you want, for free!

 

Got any other mulching tips?  Would love to read them in the comments section below!

Burger Review #4: Pulled BBQ Wagyu

Spoons.  Not just a catch cry for the superhero ‘The Tick’ but also a riverside restaurant to be found in sunny Swan Hill.

My wife and I have been eating at Spoons a few times a year since we moved to the area back in 2011.  What I’ve always liked about the restaurant is the majority of what is on the menu are meals that you would never cook yourself or have little idea how to. I remember years ago when there eating slow-cooked pork belly  on a bed of popped barley and warm grapes!  While not the cheapest restaurant in town, you usually get value for money and rarely walk out of the place disappointed.

 

Today for my meat review I will be looking at their latest offering: Pulled BBQ Wagyu on soft pretzel bun with slaw and fries.

Tastier than I look!

Yep, it’s just a fancy beef burger.  But a damn fine fancy beef burger!  The meat was indeed very tender and unlike some restaurants (I’m looking at you Cactus Jam) they did not rely on the meats succulence alone to sell the meal.  This had a mild BBQ flavoring which was very pleasant; it may surprise many that I’m not a big fan of BBQ sauce on the whole – I find it too strong and it overpowers the flavor of the meat.  This BBQ flavoring served to enhance the meat rather than overpower it, something you don’t find too often.  Whilst the slaw seemed more like something you would find at a backyard barby, in this burger it served as a crisp counterpoint to the pulled Wagyu.

I gots to get me one of those little baskets!

The meal came with a little cage of fries, designed to look like a deep fryer basket which was cool.  What was disappointing was that they came out stone cold.  However when I brought this to the attention of a waitress she whisked it away and in quite literally under a minute I had a new cage of fries before me, lovely and warm and overflowing.  This is impressive from Spoons, their speed has really picked up over the past 12 months; my main gripe about them used to be you would on average wait over an hour for your food but that seems to thankfully be a thing of the past.

 

My wife had the Spoons prawn and avocado salad with mustard and dill dressing.

The detail is in the de-tailing

It was quite nice and what I liked was that the prawns had been de-tailed.  I find it really annoying when a restaurant leaves the tails on when there is sauce everywhere, making you get your hands sticky and filthy just to eat your meal (something I have known another Swan Hill restaurant – Quo Vadis – to do more than once).  Washed down with a couple of glasses of sparkling wine and both meals were delightful to have for a Valentine’s Day lunch.

 

So overall I heartily recommend the Pulled BBQ Wagyu burger and indeed Spoons in general.  It may be the most pricey place to eat in town but it is not ruinously expensive and you always feel like you get value for money.  Try the Mallee Tasting Platter while you are there – Manangatang rabbit terrine, kangaroo chipolatas, Spoons picked pear and Chillingollah pheasant farm paté.  I’ve known the guy that owns the pheasant farm for years and he is a gun at grinding up a bird!  This combined with the rabbit and kangaroo equates to an entrée you are unlikely to get anywhere else.

 

Have you eaten at Spoons yourself?  Will you eat there after reading this review?  Would love to hear your thoughts in the comments section below!