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Concert Review: TISM – Death to Art

Ever have a beloved band stop touring and headlining before you had a chance to see them?

For me there are quite a few.   Didn’t used to earn much money as a security guard when I was young, and what shows I did manage to save up for were touring comedians.  Oh I’ve got to see a few Aussie acts over the years such as Jon Butler Trio, Josh Pyke, Silverchair & Powderfinger and a few years ago Paul Kelly, but not a huge amount in the grand scheme of things.

So imagine my excitement when it was announced that, for the first time in 20 years, TISM would be headlining in a new show!

TISM is my favourite band of all time. – ever!  Huge in certain demographics in Australia in the 90’s, they had so many songs that were so quintessentially Australian and manage to make you rock out and amuse you at the same time.  Can safely say I know more of their songs by heart than any other artists.

TISM, along with four other acts, performed at The Hordern Pavilion in Sydney in November 2024.

I went with some mates.  Sadly with us all having to travel from either interstate or from Central NSW, by the time we got to the gig we had missed the first two acts, though caught the end of Eskimo Joe who seems to have never lost the touch.

 

A big 4-poster bed!

The penultimate band for the evening were Machine Gun Fellatio who I’ve always been a massive fan of.  Think I knew half the songs they played whilst the others were unfamiliar to me but still great.  One thing that took me by surprise was how visually entertaining they were on stage – very much a burlesque show in some respects with changing costumes, hoop twirling, feather dances and even a bit of frontal nudity thrown in for good measure!

They were a feast for both the eyes and the ears and, like TISM, it was exciting to finally see them live.  Plus it’s not just KK Juggy’s exposed chest that leaves you stunned – man has she got a set of pipes on her!  A brilliant strong voice that carried so well through the entire arena!

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Greg – the stop sign!

Then it was time for who we were all there to see, the headline act – TISM, with their show Death to Art.

Yes, I’m a fan

The band took the stage wearing their trademark balaclavas, augmented by what seemed to be giant crests and matching…. shawls… ponchos… dunno what they were but the overall effect was that they looked like chickens from hell!

After an opening speech where they traditionally slag off some Aussie celebrity, this time Kyle Sandilands, they got straight on with the music.  And they did not disappoint!  So many classics that every member of the audience knew the words to, including personal favourites ‘Whatareya’ and “Ol Man River’, It was amusing to hear the audience purposely singing off key to keep up with the changing pitches in ‘I drive a Truck’.  Between the awesome rock and often amusing lyrics the crowd was well entertained.  This was helped by their dancing.  Oh man – ya gotta love’em!  Where MGF had these ostentatious, highly skilled and choreographed pieces, TISM looked like a bunch of your uncles that had been practicing for a few days.  There was never a point where every member dancing was in perfect synch and you know what, it just added to the charm.  This is TISM, they are daggy, they are Aussie, and they are ours!

TISM’s set went for approximately 75 minutes, a pretty fair achievement considering the age of the guys – I mean, they were in these big costumes dancing and most of us in the audience were sweating from just standing still.  And in typical TISM fashion, at least two of the troupe were wandering around the stage in just their balaclavas and boxer shorts by the end while others were defying the warning signs and stage-diving into the crowd.

This really is part of the charm and appeal of TISM for so many of us fans, on the one hand they do daggy dances, wander round in their underwear, have amusing lyrics and are so Aussie they must sweat vegemite!  But on the other hand they also have some very intelligent and thoughtful lyrics that really comment on Australian society, and their music is both catchy and has the ability to get the blood pumping.  Truly a band that covers all the bases.  Just a shame that on the night I saw them the speakers seemed a bit muffled, though with the audience singing the lyrics to nearly every song they were almost superflous anyway.

 

Do yaself a favour and…

Given the age of the group members, this could be one of the last times that the likes of Machine Gun Fellatio and TISM perform.  So if you get the chance to see these two highly entertaining bands, go see them while you can!

Did you see the show?  Leave your thoughts about it in the comments section below!

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‘Are Men Redundant?’ article for TNT Magazine

A full 20 years ago my girlfriend (now wife) and I were backpacking Europe and living predominately in London.  And like many young Aussie backpackers, we were grateful for the free TNT magazines you could pick up at tube stations (yes folks, these were the days before smartphones).

Issue #1058, Dec 2003

In TNT magazine they had a weekly forum competition; each week they would pose a question and encourage readers to write in with a 350 word answer.  The two winning answers would be published and the winners would recieve a prize, usually tied in some fashion to either Australia, New Zealand or South Africa (those being the predominent populations of backpackers in London back then).

One week the prize was a crate full of packets of Tim Tam’s, a much beloved Aussie chocolate bikkie.  When my girlfriend read what the prize was she pointed to the competition page and said very matter-of-factly ‘Win that for me’.  I still remember her tone of voice when saying it – there was no ‘try and win it’ or ‘think you could win it?’.  It was very factual, as though if I wrote in that the foregone conclusion would be those sought after chocolately delights would most certainly be hers – it was kinda touching she had that much faith in my writing ability so early in our relationship.

Well, I wrote in as instructed, answering the question “Are men becoming redundant?’ and yep, I won.  So my girlfriend and a bunch of our Aussie female friends were in Tim Tam heavan for a week!

A fortnight ago, we were cleaning out our wardrobe and came across a box of keepsakes from our backpacking days.  Opened it up and lo and behold – there was an copy of the TNT issue my answer was in!

So enjoy reading the work of Young Backpacker Trev, as he earns his girl some chokkies.

They changed ‘Them’ to ‘Fido’ – I nearly chucked a Russell Crowe – they messed with my art!

 

Transcript:

In a world of artificial insemination, single sex relationships and rather interestingly shaped marital aids, the prospect of men becoming redundant seems possible.  But ask yourself – do you want this?

We men, proud hunters from the dawn of time, are not ready to be discounted just yet.  Can a vibrator change a lightbulb?  Not likely.  Do all lesbians want to know how to change the oil in the lawn mower?  Probably not.  Can a test tube kill that big, hairy spider in the bath tub?  Perhaps, but you’d have to be a really good shot, and I don’t facy cleaning up afterwards.

And what about the value of the father?  Men are needed to teach their sons the skills that will get them through life – how to catch a football, how to shoot peas from your nose, how to impress a girl by burping all 26 letters of the alphabet.  And, most importantly, fathers are needed to keep other males away from their daughters.  We know what’s on their minds.

In short ladies, you need us.  We unblock your drains, lift your heavy objects and check what the creepy nooise downstairs is.  Women can do most everything a man can, but wouldn’t you rather have us do it?  We may smell, shed hair and leave messes around the house, but so does a dog and everyone seems to like them.

Besides, we love you, and wouldn’t you rather hear that from us than from sperm in a cup?

 

Review – Crowley’s Flamin Bacon Hot Sauce

Whilst taking a break from in interstate drive, at a place most picturesquely named ‘Snake Gully’ in NSW, I happened across a shop that had a few different hot sauces on offer.  Never one to bypass a good hot sauce, and figuring a place named Snake Gully must have some really f’ed up ones full of rattlesnake venom or some shit, I purchased a few different ones.  Here, after being tested on several different BBQ foods, are my thoughts on one of the several I procured – Crowley’s Flamin Bacon Hot Sauce.

Bacon-y

I should have looked at the back of the label where it said the product was Vegan.  Because if vegan’s think this is how bacon tastes, no wonder they are vegan!  I would be a vegan too if meat tasted this crap.  You know that really bad fake bacon taste you get in a packet of Arnott’s shapes or a bag of potato chips? It’s that.  It’s the ‘We’ve used as many different chemicals as possible to simulate what we think the taste of bacon is, without ever going near an actual pig’ taste. Disappointing.

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Extra Smokey

Product says its ‘Extra Smokey’.  Yep, I’ll give them that, it does have that nice double-smoked hit to it.

Blurb from website

Extra Hot… not

Liars!  No it isn’t extra hot.  First of all, the bottle lists no Scoville level, and when I went to the company’s website, the product listing doesn’t list a Scoville level either.  No really hot hot sauce worth its salt would be able to get away without listing a Scoville level; they would end up with a lawsuit from some guy who thought he could hack it but instead gave himself a mild stroke.  At a rough guess I’d put the Scoville level in the low 5 figures, and for me a hot sauce isn’t worth it unless it hits the 6 figure mark minimum.  The most this made me do was take a small sip of water – didn’t make me take a big cleansing gulp of H2O or go for the milk.  And did my arse pour liquid lava at 5am the next morning?  Nope – tame & lame

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Worth it?

Look, for under $20 you aren’t going to get a great hot sauce.  For me this hot sauce fails on the flavour with that awful faux-bacon taste, which is only slightly mitigated by the smokiness. The hotness is nothing to write home about, though that said I wouldn’t give it to my 7 year old.  It’s great that more Aussie companies are trying their hand at hot sauces, but none seem to have hit the mark yet.

Recommended only for those who can’t handle a proper hot sauce, but want something with enough bite to try and impress other uninformed lightweights.

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