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Concert Review: TISM – Death to Art

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Ever have a beloved band stop touring and headlining before you had a chance to see them?

For me there are quite a few.   Didn’t used to earn much money as a security guard when I was young, and what shows I did manage to save up for were touring comedians.  Oh I’ve got to see a few Aussie acts over the years such as Jon Butler Trio, Josh Pyke, Silverchair & Powderfinger and a few years ago Paul Kelly, but not a huge amount in the grand scheme of things.

So imagine my excitement when it was announced that, for the first time in 20 years, TISM would be headlining in a new show!

TISM is my favourite band of all time. – ever!  Huge in certain demographics in Australia in the 90’s, they had so many songs that were so quintessentially Australian and manage to make you rock out and amuse you at the same time.  Can safely say I know more of their songs by heart than any other artists.

TISM, along with four other acts, performed at The Hordern Pavilion in Sydney in November 2024.

I went with some mates.  Sadly with us all having to travel from either interstate or from Central NSW, by the time we got to the gig we had missed the first two acts, though caught the end of Eskimo Joe who seems to have never lost the touch.

 

A big 4-poster bed!

The penultimate band for the evening were Machine Gun Fellatio who I’ve always been a massive fan of.  Think I knew half the songs they played whilst the others were unfamiliar to me but still great.  One thing that took me by surprise was how visually entertaining they were on stage – very much a burlesque show in some respects with changing costumes, hoop twirling, feather dances and even a bit of frontal nudity thrown in for good measure!

They were a feast for both the eyes and the ears and, like TISM, it was exciting to finally see them live.  Plus it’s not just KK Juggy’s exposed chest that leaves you stunned – man has she got a set of pipes on her!  A brilliant strong voice that carried so well through the entire arena!

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Greg – the stop sign!

Then it was time for who we were all there to see, the headline act – TISM, with their show Death to Art.

Yes, I’m a fan

The band took the stage wearing their trademark balaclavas, augmented by what seemed to be giant crests and matching…. shawls… ponchos… dunno what they were but the overall effect was that they looked like chickens from hell!

After an opening speech where they traditionally slag off some Aussie celebrity, this time Kyle Sandilands, they got straight on with the music.  And they did not disappoint!  So many classics that every member of the audience knew the words to, including personal favourites ‘Whatareya’ and “Ol Man River’, It was amusing to hear the audience purposely singing off key to keep up with the changing pitches in ‘I drive a Truck’.  Between the awesome rock and often amusing lyrics the crowd was well entertained.  This was helped by their dancing.  Oh man – ya gotta love’em!  Where MGF had these ostentatious, highly skilled and choreographed pieces, TISM looked like a bunch of your uncles that had been practicing for a few days.  There was never a point where every member dancing was in perfect synch and you know what, it just added to the charm.  This is TISM, they are daggy, they are Aussie, and they are ours!

TISM’s set went for approximately 75 minutes, a pretty fair achievement considering the age of the guys – I mean, they were in these big costumes dancing and most of us in the audience were sweating from just standing still.  And in typical TISM fashion, at least two of the troupe were wandering around the stage in just their balaclavas and boxer shorts by the end while others were defying the warning signs and stage-diving into the crowd.

This really is part of the charm and appeal of TISM for so many of us fans, on the one hand they do daggy dances, wander round in their underwear, have amusing lyrics and are so Aussie they must sweat vegemite!  But on the other hand they also have some very intelligent and thoughtful lyrics that really comment on Australian society, and their music is both catchy and has the ability to get the blood pumping.  Truly a band that covers all the bases.  Just a shame that on the night I saw them the speakers seemed a bit muffled, though with the audience singing the lyrics to nearly every song they were almost superflous anyway.

 

Do yaself a favour and…

Given the age of the group members, this could be one of the last times that the likes of Machine Gun Fellatio and TISM perform.  So if you get the chance to see these two highly entertaining bands, go see them while you can!

Did you see the show?  Leave your thoughts about it in the comments section below!

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Tales of the Trev

‘Are Men Redundant?’ article for TNT Magazine

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A full 20 years ago my girlfriend (now wife) and I were backpacking Europe and living predominately in London.  And like many young Aussie backpackers, we were grateful for the free TNT magazines you could pick up at tube stations (yes folks, these were the days before smartphones).

Issue #1058, Dec 2003

In TNT magazine they had a weekly forum competition; each week they would pose a question and encourage readers to write in with a 350 word answer.  The two winning answers would be published and the winners would recieve a prize, usually tied in some fashion to either Australia, New Zealand or South Africa (those being the predominent populations of backpackers in London back then).

One week the prize was a crate full of packets of Tim Tam’s, a much beloved Aussie chocolate bikkie.  When my girlfriend read what the prize was she pointed to the competition page and said very matter-of-factly ‘Win that for me’.  I still remember her tone of voice when saying it – there was no ‘try and win it’ or ‘think you could win it?’.  It was very factual, as though if I wrote in that the foregone conclusion would be those sought after chocolately delights would most certainly be hers – it was kinda touching she had that much faith in my writing ability so early in our relationship.

Well, I wrote in as instructed, answering the question “Are men becoming redundant?’ and yep, I won.  So my girlfriend and a bunch of our Aussie female friends were in Tim Tam heavan for a week!

A fortnight ago, we were cleaning out our wardrobe and came across a box of keepsakes from our backpacking days.  Opened it up and lo and behold – there was an copy of the TNT issue my answer was in!

So enjoy reading the work of Young Backpacker Trev, as he earns his girl some chokkies.

They changed ‘Them’ to ‘Fido’ – I nearly chucked a Russell Crowe – they messed with my art!

 

Transcript:

In a world of artificial insemination, single sex relationships and rather interestingly shaped marital aids, the prospect of men becoming redundant seems possible.  But ask yourself – do you want this?

We men, proud hunters from the dawn of time, are not ready to be discounted just yet.  Can a vibrator change a lightbulb?  Not likely.  Do all lesbians want to know how to change the oil in the lawn mower?  Probably not.  Can a test tube kill that big, hairy spider in the bath tub?  Perhaps, but you’d have to be a really good shot, and I don’t facy cleaning up afterwards.

And what about the value of the father?  Men are needed to teach their sons the skills that will get them through life – how to catch a football, how to shoot peas from your nose, how to impress a girl by burping all 26 letters of the alphabet.  And, most importantly, fathers are needed to keep other males away from their daughters.  We know what’s on their minds.

In short ladies, you need us.  We unblock your drains, lift your heavy objects and check what the creepy nooise downstairs is.  Women can do most everything a man can, but wouldn’t you rather have us do it?  We may smell, shed hair and leave messes around the house, but so does a dog and everyone seems to like them.

Besides, we love you, and wouldn’t you rather hear that from us than from sperm in a cup?

 

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Hard Times for Aussie Collectors

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A few years ago we had a golden age for Australian collectors of… er… collectibles.

Ebay was growing exponentially, the Aussie Dollar was worth more than the US one, and not only were all the physical stores stocking a plethora of toys, but fledgling Aussie Toy Importers were opening businesses on the net, making it even easier to get those rare collectible toys from places such as Japan and America.

 Sadly it’s all now changed.

In the last couple of years many of the Aussie online toy importers have shut down or are under investigation.  The introduction of GST on all overseas purchases under a thousand dollars has made importing many toys too expensive – especially since you have to pay an extra 10% on the postage as well.   Any overseas companies such as the US branch of Amazon who don’t comply with the new GST laws are simply refusing to ship to Australia from this point on.  And now the biggest toy stores to find in this land – Toys’R’Us – are shutting their doors forever.

So whether it be in real life or online, avenue after avenue that was once available to your Aussie toy collector are disappearing.  The Golden Age is Over.

 To see how this is affecting your average collectibles buff, we talk to three toy collectors and find out their take on the current situation – Dallas, Darryl and Jason.

 

Question 1: What effect do you believe the application of GST by the Australian Government to all overseas purchases will have on your collecting?

Dallas

A lot of what I buy overseas is not readily available here. There are one or two importers who sometimes stock it but otherwise I will continue to buy from overseas. the only difference may be that I buy less stuff, but it will probably just mean I spend 10% more than I used to.

The secondary effect of this being places like Amazon.com no longer being available to me. I will be surprised if the exclusive items or super deals I used to occasionally find on there will be available through the Amazon Australia site.

To be ‘real’ my international purchasing really slowed down when the dollar dropped from 1.05US to 0.75 US. that’s a 30% price increase, another 10% hurts but it’s not the end of the world for something that I possibly can’t find anywhere else.

Darryl

Aside from having to pay a little more, I doubt it will deter me much.  I find myself having to import later waves of a line due to distribution rarely making it up my way so if I want a figure, I just have to lump it.

Jason

The only impact that the application of GST is going to have will be to increase the cost for obtaining any of the Transformers that I am currently collecting. Most of my spending on current collecting is purchased through Australian retailers so I am already paying GST and that cost is factored into my collecting. It is the items that do not receive an Australian release that are going to cost more.

Given that sites such as Amazon.com are no longer allowing sales to Australia for such items, it is going to cost a lot more to source these harder to find items from other overseas stores or pay significant amounts on postage to freight forwarding companies as well as the GST on top.

I understand that the point of the GST is to charge end users a flat tax across the board and that the purpose of applying it to low value goods is to create equality in trade between Australian retailers and overseas retailers, however the issue is that the Government has created for itself is a situation where they have reduced the possible supply/variety of goods into the country whilst relying wholly upon foreign entities to voluntarily remit GST. The compliance costs will be astounding and it will be interesting to see if any actual profit is generated for the economy from this or if there is simply more funds moving offshore.

 

Question 2: What effect (if any) has the behaviour and subsequent closure  of Australian-based online collecting stores such as PC Collectibles, TFI Downunder and MaynStream Merch had on the availability of collectible figures on a local level for you?

Dallas

I have a lot of money tied up with PC. They used to be great, I have received a lot of excellently priced product from them, until they fell off the wagon, it must be nearly 2 years ago now. I hope to get my money back, but that’s up to the judge I guess. I never shopped at the other two stores. I never minded waiting for my stuff a bit longer as I often pre-order in batches and I nearly always collect faster than I open toys so I never ‘suffered’ the indignity of not having anything new to open because PC was taking longer than everyone else.

Lately I have been making  lot of purchases at TLTC and TBI. Both are reliable and both have excellent prices on different product. I’ve actually been buying a lot of stuff from these two stores that I used to import, long before the GST was introduced. I guess it’s a sign of a good competitive business that has moved with the times.

Darryl

I was fortunate in that while I had issues with PC, I didn’t lose any money to them (nor did I get the stuff I ordered).  That being said, it left a bad taste in my mouth and I’m reluctant to deal with any Australian based online retailers unless they are a well established business.

Jason

I was a huge fan of PC when I stumbled across the online store in mid-2015. There was a solid 1 ½ years where I was a very happy customer and I moved a lot of my purchases from overseas retailers to PC. However, it all started to unravel in 2017 and it has left myself, and a lot of others, out of pocket.

PC’s demise and the way in which PC conducted itself no doubt put a dampening on my collecting enthusiasm. All of a sudden, I went from using my spare time to research what Transformers I was wanting to buy to using my time to attempt to correspond with PC, reading forums such as Ozformers for guidance on dealing with PC/Banks and corresponding with the Banks and attempting to do chargebacks.

My hobby went from something enjoyable to something more akin to my job. However, there have also been some other stores pop up recently (or that have just come to my attention) such as Toybot Importz and The Little Toy Company and I am willing to give them a chance. Neither have disappointed me so far and I hope that neither will. Both have shown exceptional communication and competitive pricing. Whilst the range (and pricing, but we now know why PC’s pricing was so good) may not be the same as PC, I am able to source most of the Transformers that I want from these two online stores.

 

Question 3: What effect will the closure of various brick’n’mortar toy stores (such as TRU) have on your collecting?  Especially since so many online avenues have been closed off?

Dallas

The closure of TRU is a bit sad. I have purchased a lot of exclusive items from them over the years and I’ve often made use of their 20% off sales or price matching policy. It’s likely that I’ll have to resort to more expensive avenues to find those special items that they would have otherwise stocked. Even TRU US supplied me with the recent Titans return Grotusque and Arcee. I would like to think Hasbro Australia will find another avenue for this product but only time will tell and I imagine if prices through alternate channels are too high I may end up skipping a lot of stuff.

Darryl

Probably won’t affect me much.  My nearest TRU is over an hour away so I didn’t get there very often, in fact, with my local K-Mart as the only close source for TF’s (Target, Big W are also an hour away) I’ve accepted that I’m going to have to go online more to get the figures I want.  As much as I want to support local stores (even if they aren’t owned locally) they haven’t been very supportive of me.  So sadly, it looks like any money I will be spending on my collection will be heading off-shore.

Jason

I don’t think that so many online avenues have been closed. There are now quite a few Australian online retailers and a lot of the overseas retailers still appear to be selling to Australia.

I was never really one for buying Transformers for my collection from brick’n’mortar stores. The convenience of online shopping and having the items delivered straight to me is to irresistible to pass up. Not to mention, I often found the prices online (even from Australian online retailers) were far more competitive than in store prices.

Whilst it will not impact upon my collecting, it may impact a little on my younger son. He is really getting into Transformers at the moment and we enjoy going to stores like TRU together and picking ones out for his collection. Whilst we have a great time doing this, it seems as though stores such as Big W now have such a large selection of toys that they have effectively replaced the need for speciality toy stores such as TRU.

 

Many thanks to these three fine lads for sharing their thoughts with us.  How have all the recent changes effected you?  Let us know in the comments section below.