Declaration of War: Big Angry Trev vs the entire Mosquito race!
Listen up you little blood-sucking bastards! For my entire life you have harassed me without provocation. As a teenager you bit me, after the bubbling hormones within my skinny, acne-laced frame. In my 20’s you swarmed me, no doubt to get drunk considering my blood-alcohol content was always simmering at a .049 In self-defense I’ve … Continue reading Declaration of War: Big Angry Trev vs the entire Mosquito race!