Toy Review – Studio Series Airazor

The new Transformers: Rise of the Beasts movie is less than two months away, and figures are already turning up on shelves in anticipation of the latest instalment of the franchise.

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When I attended the Beasts Base Camp experience at Taronga Zoo I was lucky enough to be given a gift bag by Hasbro that contained, amongst other things, a Studio Series Airazor.  Then when attending the MTMTE Exhibition at Kings Comics my son was lucky enough to receive the same!  So being the first foray for both of us into the new movies toyline, thought it only fitting that we give you our thoughts on the figure.

 

Robot Mode

Given that Airazor has not, as of the writing of this post, had her robot mode shown in any footage, it is hard to give a proper account of how screen accurate the figure is.  It is certainly a nice looking figure, with an avian-like head, consistent colour-scheme, good proportions and decent articulation.  The wings give a cape-like appearance and the missiles on the arms lend that combative look of an alien robot about to enter the fray.  The face is not particularly feminine, but then very few Airazor figures in the past have had one either so one could say its true to form.  The feet should be turned so that the smaller talons face the front, but I personally think she looks that bit cooler and more bestial with the larger facing forward.

 

Falcon Mode

The figure really shines here.  A beautiful wingspan that can be adapted to a number of different configurations and poses.  A sufficiently detailed head and claws really give that metallic-bird appearance, with this Airazor not having an organic outer form like previous iterations of the character.  Looking from below she doesn’t look great, but then to be honest most real life birds don’t from that angle either (I raise ducks and chickens – trust me on this) so I personally find it forgivable.  The only main detractor is that the outer wings unclip very easily.  They can be clipped back on with similar ease so it’s a mild irritation at best.

 

Worth Getting?

Studio Series rarely lets us down in terms of screen-accurate & highly detailed figures, and has not disappointed once again.  The figure boasts a lot of detail, though more detail in the Transformation would have been nice, you definitely don’t need the instructions for this gal.  The figure shares much of its engineering with Kingdom Airazor so anyone who has that figure will know largely what to expect.

If you are into Beast Wars characters, or are looking to pick up toy representations of characters from the upcoming movie, then Studio Series Airazor fits the bill nicely and I welcome her as the first Maximal to enter my Studio Series collection.

Got something to say about this figure?  Pop it in the comments section below!

Review: Bishoujo Transformers

Transformers can transform into most anything right?  That’s what makes them Transformers.  Over the years we’ve seen them turn into everything from toasters into entire cities.

There is also a history of Transformers turning into humans.  Whether that’s having their consciousness put into a human clone like way back in the Generation 1 cartoon, to Pretenders – human on the outside but robots on the inside – like Alice from Revenge of the Fallen.

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Bishōjo is a Japanese term for cute girl.  Cute being the operative word rather than sexy.  This term and indeed anime genre has spawned a statuette toyline called Bishoujo, a series of statues based off of Shunya Yamashita’s illustrations of various movie, game, and comic characters in the Japanese Bishōjo style.  This series has contained characters ranging from fighting games to DC characters to even My Little Pony!

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So ever wonder what Optimus Prime and Megatron would look like if they transformed into cute girls?  Well lets find out!

 

Optimus Prime

There is a lot of details within this statuette that call back to Optimus Prime’s robot mode.  The hair is styled in such a way to harken to Optimus’ antenna ears, the eyes are blue like his optics and there are even goggles on top. Most of the references to robot Optimus are in the clothing and accessories.  The majority of the clothing is coloured to reperesent the robot mode colours, there are wheels attached to the boots, she has the Matrix on a necklace around her neck (stealing Galvatron’s look are we Optimus?) and even carries a briefcase indicative of Optimus’ trailer in truck mode.

A nice touch is that you can remove the face and replace it with one that has Optimus’ faceplate.  This will appeal to some while others will find it offputting.  Either way it means Optimus while in cute-girl mode is still COVID-safe!

 

Megatron

Like Optimus, there are many details in the Megatron figure that are call outs to the robot form.  The hair frames the head like Megatron’s helmet, the eyes are red, the expression is aloof and irritated and the colour scheme of the clothing references Megatrons robot mode, from the grey top to the black skirt to the red on the inside of the trenchcoat.

A dominating part of this figure is the Fusion Cannon.  They have made it so ludicrously big that Megatron’s cute girl form carries it akin to how one would carry a rocket launcher, rather than it being attached to the forearm.

 

The Packaging

These are figures that very few will be keeping MISB.  The packaging is such that besides the face you cannot make out the figure within.  The boxes are still quite nice though and worth keeping if you have the room.  Personally I removed the inserts to use as backing displays for the figures.

 

Worth Getting?

These are not cheap figures, going for about $200au each, so are really only recommended for serious collectors of either the Transformers or Bishoujo toylines.  But one cannot deny that they look great, and can certainly add a bit of variety to ones display shelves.  Now to await the Bumblebee figure due to be released later this year!

What do you think of these figures?  Really cute or just too weird for your tastes?  Let us know in the comments section below!

 

MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE EXHIBITION

What a time to be a Transformers fan!  With the Rise of the Beasts movie to hit cinemas in two months, it seems promotional events are happening left, right and centre!

Wednesday night saw the VIP Opening Night for the Transformers: More than Meets the Eye art exhibition at King’s Comics.

Promotional Blurb: Radio Velvet, Kings Comics and Hasbro, a global branded entertainment leader, are pleased to present Transformers: More than Meets the Eye – a world-exclusive exhibition, celebrating the incredible universe of Transformers, through the eyes of its fans and collectors, plus, six acclaimed artists.

Being everyones favorite exhibitionist,  Big Angry Trev  was invited along to the exclusive VIP opening night of the exhibition, and what an exhibition it was!

King’s Comics and Radio Velvet went all out in setting up a dedicated space for this exhibition.  The floors, walls and even stairs were covered in Transformers art.  Sniff… it felt like coming home.

The Floor
The Stairs

The Walls

 

Toy Exhibitors

Along the outer walls were display cabinets full of Transformer products, classic and new.  Cabinets were set up by Hasbro, Lobos Collectables and even Kings Comics themselves.

Kings Comics Display
Hasbro Display
Lobos Collectables Display

In what was a wonderful nod to the part the fandom plays within the Transformers brand, several prominent Australian collectors were invited to display parts of their personal collections.  Jason Murray’s display, along with his huge collection of Transformers pins, was enough to make the most hardcore fan drool.  Lisamaree Chiu’s highly impressive collection of Optimus Prime’s from multiple Transformer continuities showed how the character has changed and evolved over the years. Kelvin Chan, as well as helping set up the comic display for Lobos Collectables, devoted much of his own display to the work of late Australian artist Andrew Sorohan.  Kings Comics employee Scott Sheens had a wide and varied display, including a wonderful cityscape made up of G1 figures.

Display by Jason Murray
Display by Lisamaree Chiu
So many Optimus!
Display by Kelvin Chan
Display by Scott Sheens

A couple of fans even got to present multiple cabinets. Michael Vella’s multitude of Bumblebee’s, many of them quite rare, were very eye catching.  And there wasn’t a fan present that didn’t contemplate what it would be like to own his showing of sealed G2 Stunticons!  Ben Keenan had an incredible display of different Hot Rod/Rodimus Prime toys, and a collection of boxed G1 figures that would bring a joyful tear to the eye of the most hardcore Geewunner.

Bumblebee’s by Michael Vella
Various by Michael Vella
Hot Rod display by Ben Keenan
Boxed G1 display by Ben Keenan

All the fans putting on displays were in attendance at this VIP event.  This meant that guests could ask questions about individual pieces and added that extra delight to the proceedings.  And for the exhibitors, they got the thrill of rubbing shoulders with local Transformers royalty – lucky ducks!

Lisamaree & Big Angry Trev
Jason Murray and Big Angry Trev both point to their personal idol
Michael Vella & Ben Keenan with expressions of joy and awe – both appropriate responses

 

Meet the Artists

Of course, it would hardly be an art exhibition without artists.  Running down the centre of the room were huge bio’s of each artist, giving an insight both into their art and the artists themselves.

 

For young and young at heart

Something I have personally loved is that both the Roar & Snore Beasts Base Camp and the VIP Art Opening event were accessible not only by the invited adult fans, but children too.  My son Orion adored being able to stay overnight at the zoo, and felt like a celebrity when the friendly Hasbro staff at the art show all recognised him from The Transformatorium video and helped ensure he had a wonderful time!  Thank you to Double Jump Communications too for helping to coordinate such fantastic events!

Father, son & Optimus at Roar & Snore
Father, son & Optimus at Art Exhibition

 

The More than Meets the Eye Exhibition will be on display at Kings Comics from the 6th to the 30th of April.  I highly recommend even the most causal Transformers fan take the opportunity to visit and become entranced by what is truly an enriching experience.  Full credit to curator Eddie Zammit, he’s put on a heck of a show!

Have you been yet to see this awesome exhibition?  Tell us about it in the comments section below!

Transformers Beasts Base Camp

With the imminent approach of the new Transformers movie, Rise of the Beasts, promotion and marketing is in full swing!

Yours truly was lucky enough to get invited to help represent the Fandom on the opening night of the Transformers Beasts Base Camp Roar & Snore Experience at Taronga Park Zoo.  Along with a couple of other fans as well as celebrities and media, courtesy of Hasbro we were treated to a truly amazing night!

First off, you knew you were in the right place when there are two big fellas ready to greet you!

Big Angry Trev & Optimus Prime – I smell a spin-off coming!

We were  given a guided tour by the keepers around some of the animal enclosures.  It was interesting to see just how more active many of the animals are at dusk, it was the most animated I’ve ever seen koalas in my life!  The zoo is very cool after opening hours.

They weren’t asleep!

We were subsequently ushered into an auditorium where we were given a special glimpse at some Rise of the Beasts material.  A non-disclosure agreement prevents me discussing what we saw, but fans will be very happy indeed!

Surprises on the way!

After our secret viewing we were treated to some displays of the upcoming Rise of the Beasts action figures, due to hit shelves here in Australia on April 10th.

Sometimes it pays to be a superfan

Next a jaumty stroll to Beasts Base Camp – so cool!  Everywhere you looked there was jungle-themed Transformer touches on show.

Into the main communial area we were ushered.  Plenty of food and drink on offer as we lounged about on Transformers-themed cushions.  Time for Big Angry Trev to go to work and shmooze with the other Aussie celebrities.

Miguel Maestre
Jordan Raskopoulos

As dark approached were escorted to our tents.  Each tent was numbered and had its own Transformers theme.  My tent-mate (Griffin of Ozformers) and I were in Tent 6 – The Mirage Tent.  And talk about the views!

Inside on our beds, we found the very pleasant surprise of gift bags, containing all manner of Transformers merchandise – thanks Hasbro!

Freebies!

After another short tour we were given dinner, a delightful array of different traditional African foods.  Then a special after-dark walk around some of the habitats.

No, not a satanic camel. At night the red light bothers the animals a lot less than white light

Next morning its more tours from the incredibly friendly keepers and then breakfast, followed by some up close and personal interactions with some of the animals.  I must admit I absolutely ADORE giraffes, so getting to hand feed one was definitely a personal highlight and I was almost in tears, feeling so moved by the experience.

The event finished just as the zoo was opening up for the day, and what a fantastic fun experience it was overall!  I’d like to thank Hasbro Australia once again for the opportunity, I can’t wait to bring my son to meet Prime & Primal!  Don’t forget that the toys hit shelves on April 10th, and the Transformers: Rise of the Beasts movie will hit theatres on June 8th.

“Don’t mess with us – especially the little bloke below me, he’s angry!”

 

Big Angry Trev visits Hasbro Australia!

 

Video: The Transformatorium: EXTENDED CUT

I’m a Transformers collector.  For quite a while now, people have been asking to see more than just photo’s of The Transformatorium, my specially built shed housing over 4000 Transformer figures!  But doing a quick few vids with a camera phone to post online didn’t seem like it would really do the scope of the shed justice.

So in conjunction with Able Media Productions, for the first time we have proper footage of The Transformatorium in all its glory, as well as questions about the shed answered by yours truly.

The following video is the extended cut with 12 extra minutes of footage, showing through my personal collection a history of Transformers toys going back nearly 40 years!

If that sounds like a little too much looking at toys for you, the shorter 7.30 minute version can be found here.

Did you like this behind the scenes look at my lifes work?  Then say something nice in the comments section below 🙂 

The Transformatorium – most popular FAQ’s

Video: THE TRANSFORMATORIUM!

 

 

 

Video: THE TRANSFORMATORIUM!

I’ve been collecting Transformers for nearly 40 years.  For quite a while now, people have been asking to see more than just photo’s of The Transformatorium, my specially built shed housing over 4000 Transformer figures!  But doing a quick few vids with a camera phone to post online didn’t seem like it would really do the scope of the shed justice.

A film 39 years in the making

So in conjunction with Able Media Productions, for the first time we have proper footage of The Transformatorium in all its glory, as well as questions about the shed answered by yours truly.

So strap in and enjoy!  And if you like this video and are a rabid Transformers fan, then you might also enjoy the extended cut with 12 extra minutes of toy shelf footage, showing figures spanning the last 39 years!

Did you like this behind the scenes look at my lifes work?  Then say something nice in the comments section below 🙂 

The Transformatorium – most popular FAQ’s

Video: The Transformatorium: EXTENDED CUT

 

Concert Review – Weird Al: Ill-Advised Vanity Tour

Weird Al is easily the most beloved comedic singer of all time.  One of only four artists in history that has managed to have a Top 40 hit four decades running (the others being U2, Michael Jackson & Madonna), his enduring popularity and relatively clean material means that adults and kids alike have been enjoying his music for nearly half a century!

Well, Weird Al has been touring once again with his self-deprecatingly titled show ‘The Ill-Advised Vanity Tour’ and luckily for residents of the land down under, this tour has included Australia.

My son is as big a Weird Al fan as I, so what better to be the first concert of a 10-year old than to see the funny man in person, which we did at the Enmore Theatre.

 

Originals – Yes, Parodies – No

Weird Al is best known for his parodies of other singers works, but chose to leave them out of this tour, instead focusing on his original songs (of which he has written over 90).  Whilst this was somewhat of a disappointment for those for whom songs like Fat or Foil are favourites, it meant that for many of us we were hearing some of his lesser known songs for the first time which was a treat indeed.

Still kickin it at 63

Despite the fact he looks much younger (he practices a level of clean living I could never attain) Weird Al is now in his mid sixties.  When first entering the stage he did a high kick that would make the most stringent Karate master proud… and then sat down.  For the rest of the show Weird Al and his band, also getting on in years, stayed seated with just some thrashing of the heads.  Whilst this took away somewhat from the spectacle of the show, it did not detract overall and Al’s voice has lost nothing over the years – he could still belt out the hardest rock with an intensity that would rip my vocal cords apart.  Lighting was used to excellent effect, adding some much needed visual appeal.

The Sound

Perhaps the one disappointment of the show.  Either side of the stage were huge walls of speakers.  Whether they were aging themselves so not as crisp sounding, or simply were cranked too high, the volume was such that there were a few songs where you simply couldn’t understand what Al was singing.  Hopefully this is something they can rectify for future shows.  The volume was that intense that at one point I could feel myself getting a headache and my son was covering his ears with his hands, despite us being a full 20 rows back from the stage.

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Bringing down the house!

Despite these few quibbles, the last 3rd of the show really kicked buttock!  Al finished off his main set with an even longer version of ‘Albuquerque’, a song of his that I had never cared for but that night had me in hysterics!  This was followed by a most surprising encore: first Weird Al sang Paul Simon’s ‘You can call me Al’ – and no it wasn’t a parody, he just sang the song.  It would be the first time in 40 years I’ve heard Weird Al sing a straight cover of another performers song and he did it quite well.

This was followed by a huge pastiche of bits of Al’s own parody songs (such as Amish Paradise) along with snippets of other songs like ‘The Lion Sleeps Tonight’ – garnering him and his band a standing ovation from an appreciative crowd.

 

Other attendee’s reactions:

David from Sydney

It’s always a massive joy to see one of your favourite performers live, and it’s even more enjoyable when they surprise you! A really unusual selection of songs and bits of banter that reminded us all that Al has a hugely wide range, and just doing parodies isn’t his jam. sometimes you need to play a full set of your own weird idiosyncratic numbers that some folks may not know as well. but still showcase the bizarre brain of the man himself…  The Pre-show set of Emo Phillips was a weird throwback to an older style of comedy that is both timeless and at the same time strangely dated.  It therfore felt even weirder when making up to the minute gags about Russia and American foreign policy along side “kill my wife” that could have been from the 60s, 80s or 90s….  

It was a great show, but the band and Al himself are definitely showing their age.  A little less running around the stage, a little more 3 guys on stools playing great technically brilliant music.

I would have been happy to have seen any show, but “funny feeling you don’t love me anymore” is one of my all-time faves so it made me very happy that i got that one on my night. Oh and the dada-ist poem and rhythmic chanting in the end was a piece of pure magic!

 

Orion from Rural NSW

It was a really good concert, Weird Al sang ‘Albuquerque’ really well.  I liked how he would say every berry donut they probably ever made in it. He mixed up lots of his parody choruses in one bit for the encore.

 

Jamie from Sydney

Weird Al Yankovic was such a joy to see in person! Performing at his very weirdest, he put on a show that included such dubious classics as “Dare to Be Stupid”, “Don’t Download This Song” and “The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota”. Demonstrating his phenomenal range, he performed some of his songs in different styles, including a Reggae cover of Word Crimes. Friends of mine went to the show the next night and got a completely different set – I know I’ll be buying tickets for both nights if I’m lucky enough to see him again!

 

Aaron from Perth

I think the show itself was pretty dang great. Biases aside Al is still extremely funny, and he and his band legitimately rock on stage. Admittedly the sound system wasn’t the best so during many of the songs it was difficult to understand any of the lyrics, which could hurt the enjoyment of any songs that I or other audience members aren’t intimately familiar with.

That said, the songs I didn’t know I enjoyed which was only a few, and he also played a few of my all time favourites of his (including a style altered version of my absolute childhood favourite). And the finale was a mind bending spectacle I couldn’t have seen coming.

Less to do with the show itself, but I did find the audience a tad underwhelming, it seemed barely anyone was reacting most of the time in contract to my family and I headbanging along with Sue for instance (and that’s not to mention the one guy that wouldn’t stop yelling “Albuquerque”).

All in all, a fun experience that my family and I loved.

 

Brendan from Sydney

Finally after being a fan of his for so long, I got the chance to see him in concert. And it was no disappointment. A great artist with alot of music out there, parodies and his own. Both are great.

 

Did you see Weird Al live in concert?  What did you think?  Feel free to pop your thoughts in the comments section below!

Burger Review #8 – Paddy O’Burgs

What does one associate with the St Patricks Day?  Parades, wearing green, shamrocks, having a Guinness – the usual stereotypes.

But nowadays it seems any company will use the most tenuous of links to ride St’Paddys coattails in order to make a sale.

With that in mind, lets have a look at, from Loaded by BL – the Paddy O’Burgs Burger.

Now, the above description sounds kinda nice.  The choice to use American Cheese was an odd one, considering how many awesome cheeses there are to choose from from Europe where Ireland is situated, but the Guinness Braised Brisket, Irish Whiskey BBQ Sauce and Smashed Potato’s are all on point, making this sound both Irish themed and pretty damn tasty.

Then there is the bun  Oh the bun.:

‘It’s not easy being  green’

Oh that is a sickly green!  That’s the kinda green you see on the face of someone that has just eaten a very bad burger! That is not a green that should be seen outside of a child’s pencil case.  But one must confess that no green buns, no matter the shade, were going to look scrummy, so one can’t judge too much I guess.

Was this burger bad?  Well, it t’wernt great, I’ll tell ya that.  The taste was average to say the least, you didn’t feel like spitting it out but nor did you hunger to take another big bite.

The main problem was this was stew in burger form.  Yes Irish Stew is yummy, but not between two buns!  Everything about this burger was overdone to the extreme.  The brisket had been braised that long it could barely hold onto to its molecular structure, the smashed potatoes were too smashed – obliterated more like, the cheese was a melted mess and the Irish Whiskey BBQ sauce was barely thicker than just straight whiskey.

All this combined meant that the moment you bit into the burger a tidalwave of slush vomited out the other side to land with a sickening splat and you felt liquid running down your chin.  If you wanted to eat what had escaped the buns, a straw would have been more useful than a fork.

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So should you get this burger? No, if this chain offers the same burger next St Patricks Day then avoid it.  The contents of a burger should not have the same colour and viscosity of what you see people evacuating in a back alley after 20 pints at an Irish Pub.

 

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How a Bad Airline ruined a Good Holiday

This is the tale of how a bad airline can really f*ck up a good holiday.

This is the 100% true and factual recount of how it took us 8 hours to get from home to our destination, yet FIFTY FOUR AND A HALF HOURS to get home.  All with two small children in tow.

We were travelling from rural New South Wales to have a holiday with relatives in northern Queensland.  This meant a 3 hour drive to the airport, catching a flight from Newcastle to Cairns, then being picked up by our relatives and driven the rest of the way.

 

Getting There

We were booked with Jetstar (never again!) for both there and back and booked well in advance.  Firstly we had booked a flight that left at noon, then only a week out they cancelled the flight and rebooked us on one over 3 hours later.  A pain but we could handle it, it just meant missing out on part of our first day of holidays.  We drove to the airport, leaving the requisite time to check in and reach our gate.  When getting close to the airport I kept getting alerts on my phone about the Gate being changed, which happened about 3 times.

When we got into the terminal, we saw our flight had been delayed by a solid 90 minutes, which meant we had to entertain our kids in the terminal for an extra hour and a half.  Funny how they never sent a phone alert about that. Because we ended up flying out 4 ½ hours later than we had booked for, it meant our relatives had to pick us up after dark and we totally missed out on our first day of holidays.

Kids truding to their first of MANY delayed JetStar flights

 

Getting Back

Jetstar guarantee’s on their website that all children will be seated with their parents/adult relatives.  I checked our seats online the night before we were due to fly out and surprise surprise, they had sat our 9 year old son and 7 year old daughter in individual seats by themselves in different parts of the plane, well away both from each other and my wife and I.  Two hours of trying to sort it out online resulted in a “get to the airport early and have the staff there sort it out” reply from Jetstar – thanks so much., how very efficient and customer friendly of you.

(picture courtesy of Imagur)

So we arrive at the airport a solid two hours before we would have had to be there otherwise, and spend a stupid amount of time with the staff until they can ensure our kids are sitting with us.  We then have a LOT of time to kill at the terminal.

Half an hour before we were due to fly out, they announce that – once again – our flight has been delayed by 90 minutes!  So now we have even more time to kill, and have two very understandably grumpy kids.

Finally, after being at the airport for about four hours, we board the plane and take off from Cairns to Newcastle.  Getting to the end of the flight, and I mean right at the end -they had announced our descent 10 minutes previously and the seatbelt sign was on – the captain comes on:

“Please be aware that we have received a storm warning and all flights to Sydney and Newcastle are being diverted to Brisbane”

The groan in the plane was audible, and much muttering and bad language ensued from the passengers.  We could SEE the airport from out of the window, there was nary a cloud in the sky!  There might be a storm on the way but it certainly wasn’t there yet!  We had been less than 3 minutes from landing!

So the plane turns around and we have another hour of flight to reach Brisbane.

Son: ‘Will this flight ever end Dad?’ Me: ‘I don’t know son, I just don’t know’

We get off the plane.  I’ve commented on how I’m more ‘Middle-aged Tired Trev’ than ‘Big Angry Trev’ these days, well, not by then.  Anyone official not being immediately helpful was not abused, but certainly spoken to sharply in loud irritated tones.  I didn’t go full Karen, but by Primus I wanted to.

My family finds some seats, and I get in the line for the desk that is arranging transport to hotels the airline has booked.  I was in this line for ONE AND THREE-QUARTER HOURS!  I have never been in a line that long in my life!  By the time I reached the front I was ropeable!  Thankfully my wife came up and did the talking to the girl behind the desk as I was standing back and audibly swearing.  The girl told me not to abuse her to which I replied in an aggravated tone “I wasn’t swearing at you or about you or even looking at you so how about you just get on with it”.  To be fair she was just doing her job, but she had a JetStar pin on her blazer which made her the enemy at this point.  I did however stop swearing and just simmered in relative silence behind my wife.

A full hour after this they finally bus us to a hotel.  We had left our resort at 7.30am, and it was now 8.30pm.  11 hours of travel and we hadn’t even managed to get out of the State!  Our kids are tired and hungry, we are tired and hungry.  My wife gets the kids in the shower and finds some children’s programming on the TV while I walk the streets of Brisbane trying to find a takeaway shop open.

“What the hell am I doing in Brisbane?!”

By the time we went to bed we had eaten nothing but Airport Terminal food and some pizza slices and potato cakes for dinner.  We get a message from the airport that our replacement flight will be leaving at 2PM TOMORROW AFTERNOON.

The next day they bus picks us at noon and thankfully this flight was only running 15 minutes late this time.  However when we get back to Newcastle and collect our car, we find out that the road we would have used to go home is washed out from the overnight storm.  So instead of a 3 hour drive home, we drive 4 ½ hours to my mothers-in-law’s in Bathrust.  We reach there exhausted at about 9.30pm that night.  We are now 38 hours into our trip home and yet still hours away from our house.

We wake up the next morning, repack the car and prepare to head off.  Only one problem, one MAJOR problem.  The Bathurst 1000, one of the biggest car races in the country, had been on over the weekend, and now they were finished every man and his dog was heading home, with most of them towing caravans.  One of the bridges that served as an exit point to the town was underwater from the storm, so everyone is trying to get out of Bathurst using the same route.  The whole town is gridlocked!  We kept checking the traffic app every 15 minutes, but it is still noon by the time it lets up enough we can get in the car and start our final leg.

The drive from our mothers-in-law’s to our place takes maybe 20 minutes longer than usual as another bridge in our little home town is washed out from the storm two nights ago, so we had to take a detour to get to our farm.  By the time we drive in the front gate we had been travelling for 54 ½ hours!  We were exhausted and beaten and after unpacking the car collapsed as a family on our couch.

Since then we have vowed to never fly JetStar again unless absolutely necessary.  We are realists, we realise that sometimes flight delays are inevitable and things happen out of the airlines control.  But from some rudimentary online searching subsequent to this trip, I’ve found Jetstar is notorious for late flights, more so than most other airlines.  On multiple websites they rate only a 1 Star average from thousands of customer reviews.

It was bad enough that we missed the first day of our holiday because they cancelled our booked flight, then delayed our rebooked flight by 90 minutes.  But if they had just left when they were supposed to on the flight home, all our troubles could have been avoided.  If they had even just landed when they were supposed to (I swear you could see the people on the ground we were so far into our final approach) instead of turning around despite the storm still not having arrived, all our troubles could have been avoided.  But because they were running late, and because they couldn’t be bothered landing a plane which was moments from touchdown, by the time we reached our State the storms had actually arrived and washed out the highways we would normally take to our home.

 

As far as I’m concerned, Jetstar can fornicate themselves vigorously with a pointed stick.  No wonder in 2017 an international survey ranked Jetstar as the worlds worst airline.  In my opinion a truly inept company on every level.  It would give me great joy to hear some irate baggage handler rammed some lost luggage up their CEO’s arse.

 

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Review: Blast Effects by 3D Damsel

Blast Effects are becoming more and more popular in the Transformers toylines.  What can make a giant alien gun look even cooler?  How about a huge coloured laser coming out of the end!  Lots of the larger figures in the mainline Transformers toyline are coming with blast effects now, though sadly not many for the smaller bots.

With this new trend, it was only a matter of time until some Third Party Companies decided to jump on the bandwagon, and start producing blast effects for those toys who came bereft of them.  One such company is a new Australian business, 3D Damsel, who have been kind enough to send us a selection of their new products to peruse.

Yee-haw!

Note: 3D Damsel have not paid for this review, nor have they tried to dictate the contents of this blog.  Bigangrytrev.com would like to thank 3D Damsel for the opportunity to review their products.

 

Pew Pew!

The blast effects we have received come in a variety of different sizes and blast-effect patterns. 

The ones provided came in red

and  blue

It is our understanding they are also available in green, which would perhaps suit characters like the Insecticons.  It’s really nice to see such variation on the different blasts, making it easy to match the effect you want to the weapon its unleashed from. 

Leader-class Bots

Voyager-Class Bots
Voyager Class Bots
Deluxe Class Bots
Scout Class Bots

 

Watch out, missile!

One of our favorites was the missile effect, showing the shell firing out with a trail of smoke behind it.

 

Careful of breakages

This fit great initially, then when reattaching it…

These blast effects are 3D printed, making them more brittle than the rubbery type included with the larger Transformer toys.  While by no means overly delicate, it does mean you have to make sure not to be overly forceful when attaching them to the ends of weapons.  These blast effects have been designed with hollow nubs on the ends, meaning you either push the nub into the end of the toys weapon, or else fit the hole within the nub over the tip of the weapons barrel.

 

Overall

It’s great to see an independent Aussie company trying something new, and the effects certainly do jazz up your battle scenes!  The blast effects wont attach to every figures weapon, there being so many types, but are versatile enough you should not have much trouble matching them to a wide assortment within your collection.  Hopefully down the track we will see an even wider variety of colours such as the traditional oranges, purples and yellows.

3D Damsel can be found on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/The3DDamsel/ and their online store located at https://the3ddamsel.square.site/

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