Toy Review – Earthrise Sky Lynx

Last year we saw the introduction of the Commander Class in the Generations toyline of the Transformers franchise.  This new classification of toy size was for those characters that were much bigger than even the likes of Optimus and Megatron in the G1 cartoon and the fans wanted a toy to match.

So far we had only had Jetfire, and what a damn cool toy he turned out to be!  This year we have gotten our second Commander Class toy.  The Space Dragon with an ego almost as big as his hull, we get Sky Lynx.

 

A bit of history about Sky Lynx

More photos of G1 Sky Lynx HERE

The original Sky Lynx was a very unique toy and a very unique character in the G1 franchise.  The toy was made up of two distinct pieces; a motorized troop carrier box that could turn into a giant, twin-tailed Lynx beast, and a space shuttle that could turn into a sorta Dinobird monster.  These could operate independently of each other in the cartoon and were controlled by the one consciousness that was Sky Lynx, effectively making him the brands second DuoCon, after Omega Supreme.  More often than not in the cartoon however, the space shuttle usually carried the troop carrier on the bottom of its hull in order to transport Autobots through space.  In robot mode the Lynx and Dinobird portions combined into Sky Lynx’s complete robot form, with size and strength enough to take on the likes of Predaking independently, and even take a pot shot at Trypticon.  In this complete form, the toy could walk, once again making it fairly unique in the toyline.

We didn’t see a Sky Lynx toy for many years, until the Predacons Rising subset of the Prime cartoon and toyline.  While he still had his Space Dragon mode and was big, he wasn’t huge and had a robot mode instead of a space shuttle mode.  That combined with being a Predacon meant that fans were underwhelmed by the characters return to screen.

Review of Beast Hunters Sky Lynx HERE

A few years later we got another Sky Lynx figure.  This time a Voyager class toy in the Combiner Wars line which was much more an homage to G1.  He had his space shuttle and Space Dragon modes, by could not separate.  Instead he became the torso of a combiner Sky Reign – with the head of a Lynx.  This toy was more warmly received, but being only Voyager class and not having all the modes of the G1 toy, fans still did not get their proper Sky Lynx fix.

Review of team Sky Reign HERE

 

Well, now in 2020 weve finally got what we were waiting for, a proper reimagining of the Sky Lynx figure, and boy was it worth the wait!  So with our history lesson done, lets move onto looking at this fantastic new toy!

 

Space Shuttle Mode

A really nice, really big looking space shuttle.  Sky Lynx is trying to finally have an Earth disguise with NASA printed on the side.  You will note that the name on the side of the shuttle is ‘Magnificence’, both a reference to a large story arc from the Transformers IDW comics, as well as to Sky Lynx’s opinion of himself.

The top of the shuttle opens up, just as the G1 toy did, to reveal what could either be considered escape pods or cargo pods.  I’m inclined to think of them as the latter.  Besides this there are not many play features to the space shuttle, but its still a damn nice looking toy.

Dinobird Mode

Very faithful to the G1 concept, with instead of two eyes it having a row of the space shuttle windows for viewing.  The wings are a great improvement, both with the detail on the blue sections to make them look more like robotic feathers, but also the fact the wings can now be angles up and down instead of going out from the body on a straight angle. Speaking of posing, the Dinobird has in his legs hip joint swivel, ankle tilts and knees, making it much easier to pose.

The head is a bit big for my liking in Dinobird mode, but one thing I do like is that instead of just having a blaster for a tongue, he now has a tongue and blaster and both can be moved about on a separate hinge in his mouth.  Combine this with the fire effects that come with the toy it can give him a nice offensive posture.

 

Troop Carrier Mode

It was pretty boring on the G1 toy, just being a blue box.  This is a bit better, though not that much.  At least it comes with big tank tracks on the side to make it look like it is supposed to move around under its own power.  Unfortunately, unlike the G1 toy it doesn’t move around under its own power, though it does have wheels so it will roll.   The lack of batteries has opened up the inside so that other small Transformer figures such as Micromasters can ride inside it.

Please, no ‘enter me from the rear’ jokes, as tempting as they are

Add a couple of lasers to the front and it looks like something industrial designed to navigate a rough planet or asteroid, something out of a sci-fi like the new Thunderbirds or perhaps Starship Troopers.

Lynx Mode

At least the head can actually stick up more this time, rather than constantly looking at his own feet.  Once again very faithful to the G1 concept, even down to the twin tails.

A cool new addition is that like the Dinobird it can now shoot fire from its mouth.  The figure also has some (but limited) leg articulation.

 

Space Shuttle Transport Mode

A thing of friggin beauty!  Having the two halves of the toy combined really gives it a physical presence the character deserved, and feels strong and bulky in the hand to boot!  Besides holding it in the air and yelling ‘zoom!’ the only real play features are that you can open up the back and unfold a ramp to load Micromaster vehicles, and you can put flame effects in the shuttle exhausts.  But all said, it’s a great looking toy – just make sure you get the two halves of the toy tabbed together correctly.

 

Combined Robot Form

And here he is!  Truly magnificent!  Here the head now seems perfectly in proportion as does everything really.  With the fact you can move the prehensile neck, adjust the knees and ankles and wings you can pose him quite well for a character that lacks traditional hips and has no arms.

And the size of him is fantastic, I honestly expected him to be around the same size as the G1 toy but he dwarfs his predecessor.

 

Space Shuttle Launch Base Mode

If all of the above weren’t good enough, we even get a new mode!  The troop carrier/lynx portion of the toy can fold out and become a base for the space shuttle with built in launch pad.  While this was pretty cool with the latest Astrotrain figure to come out, its even cooler looking here due to the size.  A particularly nice touch I thought was the extendable ramps that lead from the ground all the way up to the shuttles storage pods, making it look like it is taking on supplies before heading into space.

 

Worth Getting?

Australia is one of the first places in the world to get it and right now is fairly easy to find at the Big W toy sale for $119(au).  Sky Lynx is definitely worth the price tag.  With so many modes there is an absolute ton of play value to be had here.  The transformations are quite easy and very indicative of the G1 toy.  Whilst some collectors may be annoyed at the simplicity, I’m not as it means that you can change Sky Lynx into whichever of his multitude of modes suits your play without having to spend 10 minutes doing so.  So not only is this figure great for G1 enthusiasts as well as Transformer Collectors in general, but means it is also great for younger fans too with the easy accessibility it provides.  I cannot recommend this toy heartily enough – as loathe as I am to coddle an ego that is already so big, this Sky Lynx is worthy of the name Magnificence.

 

Got a Sky Lynx too, or thinking of picking one up?  Tell us in the comments section below!

 

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Ask Trev: Where does all my mucus go?

Today we have another question from Shannon in Pendle Hill:

‘When you have a Vicks VapoDrop lozenge, where does the mucus in your nose go?  It just disappears!’

Seems so innocent and helpful…

 Well Shannon I must say, in this day and age of Pandemics, its nice to see someone still thinking about the common cold.

Before we continue, I must state right now DO NOT USE THOSE DROPS!  EVER!

 

Now let me tell you why….

 

In the era of information gathering, everyone is worried about it happening online.  Social Media outlets monitoring your posts to find out about your work and family.  Search Engines watching what you look for so they can target advertising right at your weaknesses.  Beware the Cookies!

But forget online – it doesn’t matter.  It’s the bastion of nerds, stalkers and of course the incredibly intelligent, good looking people who read this blog.  No, you need to worry about what is happening in reality, and what one company is after – your genetic template.

‘We are coming for your goo’

That’s right, Vicks isn’t interested in curing your cold! They are however interested in your mucus.  Because if they get your mucus they get your DNA.  And if they have your DNA, then they can clone you.  And if they can clone you, then they can murder you, put their clone in your place and then they have yet another operative out there in society doing their malevolent bidding!  You had savings?  That money now belongs to the Vicks company.  You had a job? Now your clone works there, subtly furthering the Vicks agenda.  You had kids?  They are now your clone’s kids and being raised in the Vicks ideology.

See this guy? He’s now sticking it to your wife.

Those Vapodrops are not designed to cure your mucus problems.  They are to signal the company that there is snot to be harvested!  When you suck the pill and it dissolves, a tiny radioactive marker is released.  You don’t notice it as you are sick and already feel like shit anyway.  That radioactive marker is then picked up on by one of the multitude of Vicks controlled satellites orbiting the earth and your location immediately relayed to the nearest infiltration team. Then, as you sleep, the team silently enters your home and, using a mini turkey-baster, sucks all of the mucus out of your nose.  Then they hightail it with a vial-full of your precious DNA. This is happening in thousands of homes across the world each night!

Shit – they’ve gone international!

 

So Shannon, that is where your mucus goes when you pop a Vicks Vapodrop lollie.  It goes to a secret underground bunker where scientists analyse it and begin preparations to make a Shannon-clone, soon to become one of the ever-growing army of snot-spawned operatives that each day bring us towards a total Vicks-controlled populace and the annihilation of society as we know it!

Shaped just like a lozenge – no coincidence

So next time mate, do us all a favour and just use a hanky eh 😉

I hope this has answered your question.

 

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Toy Review – Titan Changer Grimlock

The Authentics line is not the most beloved of Transformer toylines.  People don’t rant online about their local store being out of stock or discuss on message boards how excited they are about a new figure coming up.

What the Authentics line is known for is being relatively cheap, usually G1 inspired and relatively easy to find.  Most supermarkets will have a few Authentics toys in their tiny toy sections so if you live near a Coles or Woolworths chances are you can find one.

 

There have already been two Grimlocks in the Authentics line.  If one were to use classifications from the Generations line you would say a ‘Scout’ class and a ‘Deluxe’ class.  Both were OK looking, but of course not brilliant and made of extremely cheap materials.  Hasbro has decided to continue with this theme but upscale it, so let’s have a look at the new Titan Changer class of Authentics toy with an all new Grimlock figure.

 

Robot Mode

Tall!

Undoubtedly G1 inspired and with the simplicity of his look you could almost classify him as a representation of how he looked in the old G1 Marvel comics.  Interestingly he has some shoulder mounted multi-missile launchers which are far more indicative of Cyberverse Grimlock toys.  Perhaps this is to make up for the fact he has no other weapons and no accessories.

This figure has limited articulation, having some swivel at the hips and shoulders as well as being able to bend at the knees.  No elbows however and no neck swivel.

“Me Grimlock frolick!”

The toy is extremely lanky, his overly long legs putting him on a height scale with many Generations Leader-Class figures.  He is also extremely thin, and if you turn him around you will see there is almost literally nothing behind him.

“WHO STEAL GRIMLOCKS CALVES?!”

 

Space Tyrannosaurus Mode

It’s… actually not that bad

It’s…. OK.  The back of the dinosaur mode is very boxy, almost the opposite of the overly elongated POTP Grimlock figure.  The head is a lot flatter than your usual Grimlock toy.  He has a small lever on the back of his head which allows you to open and shut the dinosaur jaws and is his only real gimmick.  As the robots arms become the dinosaurs legs, the figure has no knee movement and his upper arms are locked in position.

Look, its not great OK.  But we’ve had some pretty average looking dinosaur mode toys for Grimlock over the years so it’s not like this one is significantly worse than a lot of the others.

The Space T-Rex sniffs the air, trying to locate the scent of its next meal

 

Overall

I think my kids put it best when they were fiddling with this figure this morning: ‘This is a kids toy isn’t it Dad, cause’ it’s so light’.  Firstly I love the fact they think most of my Transformers are intended for adults since its dad that gets them – bless their hearts!  But it was a good analysis from them – this toy being such a big figure made out of such cheap plastic means that it is best suited for younger fans who want their own Grimlock toy to play with.  Combine this with a simplistic transformation and relatively low price tag (mine cost $30[AU] from Aldi) and it means that while this is a Grimlock most collectors will happily skip, it may be a great gift for their offspring.

 

Got something to say about this figure?  Pop it in the comments section below!

 

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Baby Unicorn Skanks that crap themselves all the rage!

Kids fads are getting weirder.

When I was a lad boys were into super heroes, riding BMX’s and playing with transforming robots.  Girls were into Barbie Dolls, Cabbage Patch Kids and beading sets.  It seemed to make sense.

But now the world has gone bizarre.  My son’s favourite thing is to watch youtube videos of other people playing video games.  Not play video games himself, but to watch others play them.  How that is more fun then getting a controller in your hand is beyond me.

But it seems girls are no better.  My wife came home last night with a colouring book for my daughter that she has apparently been requesting for some time.  The colouring book is called Poopsie, based on baby unicorns that poop.

Seriously…. What. The. Fuck. Is. This?!

This is apparently hugely popular!  I’ve seen the toy commercials myself where they are flogging unicorn poop which looks like glittery slime but I was ignorant to how big a fad it is.  I thought maybe it was like those baby dolls that wee themselves in a potty (which I always thought was odd but at least understood) but no, its just big balls of glittery shit from the arse of a baby unicorn.

 

If the idea of playing with mythical-creature fecal matter wasn’t bizarre enough on its own, things get way weirder.  I mean, is it just me or do these Unicorn babies , I dunno, look really slutty!?!

‘No, she really doesn’t. And neither do her trailer-park Unicorn parents it seems’

The tiny little tops that show the midriff.  The nappies that look like hot pants – I actually thought they were hot pants until I looked closer and saw the safety-pins holding them up.  The curvy body poses with big glazed eyes and almost drooling mouths that look like they would be more suited to a hentai movie than a little girls toy.  What depraved maniac decided they should look like this?! I showed pictures from the colouring book to five different women at work in case I was reacting wrong.  Maybe it was all in my head and I was some deranged pervert seeing sexuality where it didn’t actually exist.  Maybe I was being a misogynist and shaming female unicorns for dressing however they liked as they  indulged their right to shit themselves in a rainbow of different colours.  But nope,  every woman I showed uttered a shocked exclamation along the lines of ‘Oh my god!  Why do those babies look like drunk whores?!’

“hi, I’m Super Sonico from Japan. I have Dakimakura love pillows and Booby Mouse Pads based on me, yet I still look more wholesome than these Unicorn tarts!’

Now I’ll be the last to say that Unicorns can’t be sexy – one day dear Rarity from My Little Pony shall be my bride I swear it!  But these are babies in hot-diapers, kinda making this the pedophiles version of MLP.  Do we really need Unicorn Slut Babies marketed to our little girls?  I think not.

 

Of course let’s not forget the main theme of the Poopsie brand –  Coprophilia!

It’s bad enough that these little unicorn babies dress like they belong in the Japanese equivalent of a trailer park, but they also celebrate the scatological!  Have a look at some of the titles of the pages within this colouring book:

It’s gratuitous to a point that in my mind makes the colouring book grosser than the actual toys.   At least the toys are simply a capsule of glittery green slime that is supposed to represent Unicorn poop.  Weird but acceptable, it’s not like there aren’t a million little boys running around with plastic dog poops and hiding them in their parent’s shoes for a joke.  But really – ‘Turd is the Word?’ C’mon, no one needs that kind of thing marketed to them, let alone little girls.

 

So I am putting my foot down!  While I am not cruel enough to take away my daughters new colouring book, for the future I am putting Poopsie on the ‘not in my house’ list.  If my son can live without ‘Pokemon’ she can survive without this.

Well, if nothing else, its the most convincing impression of Brittney Spears I’ve ever seen.

 

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